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Steph L. - Aug 28, 2005 6:04:09 pm PDT #9280 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

The cats have now convinced Dan's mother that they are being deliberately starved to death, and have never been fed. I don't know if they have asked her to stage an intervention or just call the Animal Cops.

Animals are such drama queens, aren't they? "I've never been fed! EVER! I'm so weak from hunger that I can barely meow at you! Please, just a scrap!!!"

And, "Pet me pet me pet me rub my tummmmmmmmy!!! NO ONE EVER PETS ME!!! I'm so deprived!!! Dear god, pet meeeeeeee!!!"

Drama queens.

Anne W. - Aug 28, 2005 6:05:38 pm PDT #9281 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

"Pet me pet me pet me rub my tummmmmmmmy!!! NO ONE EVER PETS ME!!! I'm so deprived!!! Dear god, pet meeeeeeee!!!"

Oh, yes. And all to often this is followed by a kitty's jaws clamped around one's wrist for daring to pet said kitty on the tummy as asked.

Cass - Aug 28, 2005 6:08:01 pm PDT #9282 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You guys have hidden cameras in my house, don't you?

Trudy Booth - Aug 28, 2005 6:27:42 pm PDT #9283 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You guys have hidden cameras in my house, don't you?

Uh, yeah, 'cause its the cats we'd be watching if we did.

Steph L. - Aug 28, 2005 6:43:31 pm PDT #9284 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Dogs do the same damn thing, though. My mom's dog acts like he's never even SEEN a food dish before, let alone dog food. And of course NO ONE ever plays with him, the poor neglected thing, woe is he.

billytea - Aug 28, 2005 6:50:19 pm PDT #9285 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dogs do the same damn thing, though. My mom's dog acts like he's never even SEEN a food dish before, let alone dog food. And of course NO ONE ever plays with him, the poor neglected thing, woe is he.

Of course, there are many dogs that I'm willing to believe have genuinely forgotten that this has ever happened to them before.

Lee - Aug 28, 2005 6:50:20 pm PDT #9286 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Whenever I have guests over, Ozzie the cat tries to convince them I abuse him.

Of course, then he sits on them and loses any sympathy he might have built up.

brenda m - Aug 28, 2005 6:56:31 pm PDT #9287 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Of course, there are many dogs that I'm willing to believe have genuinely forgotten that this has ever happened to them before

And yet, you toss them a Tums instead of a dog treat one time because they're being annoying, and it's six months before she'll take something without letting it drop to the floor so she can check it first.

meara - Aug 28, 2005 7:03:33 pm PDT #9288 of 10001

My cake was yummy, but not as yummy as the chocolate cheesecake that Vortex made. Gah. I am very full now, of those, and of goat stew. And rice and peas. And tostones. Mmmm. Yay birthday!

Speaking of which:

Happy Birthday Jen! You rock!!

Gris - Aug 28, 2005 7:08:09 pm PDT #9289 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Huh. My mom made me actually pay attention to the world and check the news.

New Orleans is probably fucked, huh?

I... am having issues dealing with that. I may need scotch.

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