I wonder if I can stay drunk for 5 days?
If you can sell it to FOX as a reality show, I think it would be obligatory.
Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jul 14, 2005 4:19:25 pm PDT #917 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Fay - Jul 14, 2005 4:23:41 pm PDT #918 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Fay, that's fantastic
blush
Meanwhile! I am currently twirling my moustache and enjoying my evil laugh, because apparently last night I managed to slip in, without anyone noticing, that I went speed dating.
Wahey! Sounds like you had a blast, love.
...and what do you have against the serial comma? It clarifies things! Clearly it is a force for Good!
Steph L. - Jul 14, 2005 4:24:25 pm PDT #919 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I wonder if I can stay drunk for 5 days?
If you can sell it to FOX as a reality show, I think it would be obligatory.
With *my* family, you have NO idea. A family full of prodigious drinkers who clearly need vast lashings of therapy; a stepdad in the mix who also drinks, possibly more than our family, and feels uncomfortable spending the weekend with my dad; a planned "guys' night out," bringing together bro, Dad, stepdad, bro's future FiL, and bro's hard-drinking buddies; Momzilla, who will likely upstage the bride; AND one very tense Teppy.
My bro still smokes pot on a daily basis. I think this might be the trip for me to take up the habit.
billytea - Jul 14, 2005 4:28:19 pm PDT #920 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My bro still smokes pot on a daily basis. I think this might be the trip for me to take up the habit.
So insteading of I dos, they'll be exchanging 'I Duuuude's?
brenda m - Jul 14, 2005 4:41:17 pm PDT #921 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
As long as it's got a reasonable alcohol content, something like gin or vodka will work just fine. But, pure alcohol is an effective way to go too.
But not nearly as versatile. I say, pack the tequila.
billytea - Jul 14, 2005 4:41:18 pm PDT #922 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, that reminds me. When I called up D, I learned that Gareth had been arested again. New offence, D seems to think he's probably used up all his lives on this one. He'll likely wind up fully incarcerated for a while now.
billytea - Jul 14, 2005 4:42:19 pm PDT #923 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
But not nearly as versatile. I say, pack the tequila.
Right! Just remember when sharing it out, to leave a slug for the snake.
meara - Jul 14, 2005 4:43:35 pm PDT #924 of 10001
Hmm. I do not have the liquid tylenol. I do have some kind of weird anasthetic-benadryl-mylanta mixture that the doctor prescribed, but it doesn't seem terribly effective. For that matter, neither was the vicodin I tried a few hours ago, just to see. HMPH! Managed to swallow a little soup. Still feeling too bleah to get dressed and leave the house, even if just to walk out to the car and get stuff.
Yay speed dating, yay Fay (who is adorable, and deserves plenty of action), good luck to Teppy! I'm actually...flying to Chicago in a few weeks for my umfriend's brother's wedding, as she is afeared of similar family drama as you, Tep. Perhaps what you need is an umfriend!
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2005 4:43:52 pm PDT #925 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gareth had been arested again
Oh dear. He really is a piece of work.
Cashmere - Jul 14, 2005 4:48:32 pm PDT #926 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Sorry about your brother, bt. If it's any consolation, just when I thought my brother had reached rock bottom and started to dig, he did manage to get his act together a little bit and seems to be stable and doing well. I hope yours can do the same. For his own sake, if nothing else.
And yay on the speed dating.
{{{meara}}} I hope you're feeling better soon.
With *my* family, you have NO idea.
Mine, too.
But not nearly as versatile. I say, pack the tequila.
I call Brenda for my survival buddy.