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Forth & Towne

Hmmm, that sounds interesting. As long as they can provide me with a vaguely Victorian-style fitted jacket, they'll get my money.

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It sounds good. The price points - the 4 differnt kinds of style area - and fitting rooms where you might be treated like a customer.

honestly , the last store I was excited about was Lush. Before that, It was Coldwater Creek, but so much of thier stuff is expensive that I don't buy much that isn't on sale.

I love the Natalie the the Toffee and the the Oyster

-t, I am glad to hear you are getting out of a job that makes you unhappy.

Child-proofing~ma to Susan and dw.

Aimee, I have given the bride the benifit of the doubt through all this wedding insanity since she didn't seem to be truly in charge of all of it, but that is just insane. Unfed bridesmaids make for very unhappy bridesmaid. I know I was cranky when we didn't get fed all day.

I think they're allowed to eat ... just not together.

Oh we can eat, we just can't eat WITH each other.

I think they're allowed to eat ... just not together.

Yes, but I think there should be something planned where they eat together. Really the bride should buy lunch imho.

However, someday I WILL have this dress

Wow. Even I want that dress. I'd walk around my room in it saying "I feel pretty!"

I can't tell you what my bridemaids were doing on my wedding day but I know they werebusy doing gruntwork and running bullshit interference for me so I didn't have any stress.

That's perfect! She's a werebusy! All normal and sane by day, but by the light of a full wedding registry she turns into a slavering creature that devours all schedules and turns them into one of her own!

I wonder if any guy has ever been asked "Do you take this woman" and just replied "You know, I'd thought so, but after seeing the way she was over getting this day ready, I just don't know if I can live like that."

Aimée, if I could figure out a way to appear at the wedding for you, I would. Imagine the look on Bridezilla's face when I turned up and said "Oh, Aimée couldn't make it. I'm her stunt double."

Giant panda! Get the giant panda to stand in for you!

I have to say, not one wedding story I've heard has lessened my desire to elope.

I'll have to tell you about mine sometime. It has Vikings!

I'm trying to picture the turbaned bridesmaids, but my brain is recoiling from the ridiculousness.

a) If someone pulled that on me the day of the wedding I think I'd be politely but firmly saying no.
b) OTOH, I'd be very tempted to apply the bolt of cloth more liberally and go as the Mummy of the Bride.

If he was supposed to call at 3:30, and he doesn't call by 4, am I allowed to call him?

Good lord man, you just got a job and you're dating as well?!?

To those of who you can wear strapless, how do you make it so your tits don't look really saggy?

Bec had a strapless dress, in her case she managed it by having a tall, slim build. She has the sort of figure that copes well with that. She's had a lot of moles removed from her back, so she won't wear backless dresses due to the scars. I think that's a real shame, she looks sensational in them.

Really, is there such a thing as a TOO slutty cowgirl?

Having seen the video clip for "These Boots Are Made For Walking", I'm going with 'yes'.

God, for that? Every wearing should be an epic orgasm.

I suppose that could be arranged, depends on how you accessorise.

Ok, I gave myself a mental image of a bride going through the whole ceremony loaded up with a couple of ben wa balls. From which we gather that
a) It's a strange place in my brain, and
2. The answer to "Do you take this man?" probably shouldn't be "Yes! YES!! YES!!!!"