Oh we can eat, we just can't eat WITH each other.

I think they're allowed to eat ... just not together.

Yes, but I think there should be something planned where they eat together. Really the bride should buy lunch imho.

However, someday I WILL have this dress

Wow. Even I want that dress. I'd walk around my room in it saying "I feel pretty!"

I can't tell you what my bridemaids were doing on my wedding day but I know they werebusy doing gruntwork and running bullshit interference for me so I didn't have any stress.

That's perfect! She's a werebusy! All normal and sane by day, but by the light of a full wedding registry she turns into a slavering creature that devours all schedules and turns them into one of her own!

I wonder if any guy has ever been asked "Do you take this woman" and just replied "You know, I'd thought so, but after seeing the way she was over getting this day ready, I just don't know if I can live like that."

Aimée, if I could figure out a way to appear at the wedding for you, I would. Imagine the look on Bridezilla's face when I turned up and said "Oh, Aimée couldn't make it. I'm her stunt double."

Giant panda! Get the giant panda to stand in for you!

I have to say, not one wedding story I've heard has lessened my desire to elope.

I'll have to tell you about mine sometime. It has Vikings!

I'm trying to picture the turbaned bridesmaids, but my brain is recoiling from the ridiculousness.

a) If someone pulled that on me the day of the wedding I think I'd be politely but firmly saying no.
b) OTOH, I'd be very tempted to apply the bolt of cloth more liberally and go as the Mummy of the Bride.

If he was supposed to call at 3:30, and he doesn't call by 4, am I allowed to call him?

Good lord man, you just got a job and you're dating as well?!?

To those of who you can wear strapless, how do you make it so your tits don't look really saggy?

Bec had a strapless dress, in her case she managed it by having a tall, slim build. She has the sort of figure that copes well with that. She's had a lot of moles removed from her back, so she won't wear backless dresses due to the scars. I think that's a real shame, she looks sensational in them.

Really, is there such a thing as a TOO slutty cowgirl?

Having seen the video clip for "These Boots Are Made For Walking", I'm going with 'yes'.

God, for that? Every wearing should be an epic orgasm.

I suppose that could be arranged, depends on how you accessorise.

Ok, I gave myself a mental image of a bride going through the whole ceremony loaded up with a couple of ben wa balls. From which we gather that
a) It's a strange place in my brain, and
2. The answer to "Do you take this man?" probably shouldn't be "Yes! YES!! YES!!!!"

Yes, birth mother. Her birth parents will be reuniting for the first time since her conception AT THE WEDDING!

Now, that is a whole new LEVEL of craxy. It's craXXXy.

Giant panda! Get the giant panda to stand in for you!

YES!!!

Now, that is a whole new LEVEL of craxy. It's craXXXy.

Well, depends on the context. This was kind of the plot of "Mamma Mia," where it mostly worked.

As long as the mother and father randomly burst into ABBA songs partway through the ceremony, it'll be fine.

The answer to "Do you take this man?" probably shouldn't be "Yes! YES!! YES!!!!"

As long as she's not doing her Meg Ryan impersonation, but really means it? Would probably impress the hell out of the new husband.

This is....similar-ish.

She was adopted by her parents at 8 weeks old. Her birth father never knew about her, her birth mother was 15.

As long as she's not doing her Meg Ryan impersonation, but really means it? Would probably impress the hell out of the new husband.

I think you misspelled 'terrify'.