Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - Aug 26, 2005 7:34:08 am PDT #8788 of 10001
Trust my rage

Aims, I know this is your friend, but she's starting to sound nuts. (okay, maybe we passed starting on this wedding many weeks ago.)


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 7:34:52 am PDT #8789 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

If she has a wedding coordinator, why are you doing all this stuff? Isn't this what Jennifer Lopez is supposed to do while waiting for Matthew McConaughey?


Deena - Aug 26, 2005 7:35:25 am PDT #8790 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

(belated) happy anniversary to Jess and Ethan!

Stephanie, that sounds lovely. I've always wanted to go to Puerto Rico. I hope it's a really wonderful experience.

Yay PC on the job-having. Specific to your education job-ma heading your way.

Aimee, (though you have probably already posted while I've herded cats and babies since I started this post), I want to know.

I've been threadsucking for recipes. I've found tantalizing mentions of some but no specifics:

Hil talking about her grandmother's recipes
Jess talking about her gazpacho and vegetarian chili
Anne talking about some amazing-sounding swedish pancakes, and
Plei talking about lemon curd.

I think we need them in the cookbook.


Aims - Aug 26, 2005 7:36:33 am PDT #8791 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If she has a wedding coordinator, why are you doing all this stuff?

Because her wedding coordinator is only for the day of the actual wedding.


vw bug - Aug 26, 2005 7:36:55 am PDT #8792 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Aimee, Aimee, Aimee. I think I'm going to suddenly find a groom and get myself married that same weekend. And I need you to be in the wedding. And it's going to be nice and low-key...just a little party and some friends gathering for a nice evening. There may or may not be toasts.


P.M. Marc - Aug 26, 2005 7:36:57 am PDT #8793 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Kitty!!!

Aimee, spill.

Stephanie, yay! I've wanted to go to PR since '91. It sounds lovely.


Fred Pete - Aug 26, 2005 7:37:42 am PDT #8794 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

In other words, she's more a wedding wrangler than a wedding planner.

If my jaw hits the floor many more times, I may break it....


Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 7:38:14 am PDT #8795 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

No, I don't want that either. I don't want you guys to see each other until you see me up in the suite.

I swear to god Aimee and I are in the same wedding. (Except that I'm the only BM in mine, and I may have been fired, so probably not. But the brides may be separated-at-birth evil twins.)


-t - Aug 26, 2005 7:38:36 am PDT #8796 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

No snacking together before pictures? That's quite an impressive level of wanting things like she wants them. Wow.


sumi - Aug 26, 2005 7:39:10 am PDT #8797 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aimee, was this woman insane BEFORE she became a bride?