This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 6:10:29 am PDT #8762 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It would be really wrong to make a Katrina and the Waves joke wouldn't it?

Yes.

But only because I couldn't think of a good one.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 6:10:49 am PDT #8763 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Silly Gud, hurricanes don't walk on sunshine. I'm assuming Laura's fine, she was very not worried yesterday.

I just quit my job. To stay home and not work. Eep.


Amy - Aug 26, 2005 6:19:23 am PDT #8764 of 10001
Because books.

I just quit my job. To stay home and not work. Eep.

Yay? This is a good thing, right?


-t - Aug 26, 2005 6:23:01 am PDT #8765 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yes, a good thing.

Just a little scary in the maybe-I-added-wrong-and-we-really-do-need-my-miniscule-paycheck way. But even if that's true, finding a crappy job that's equivalent to this crappy job shouldn't be hard.

ETa, there's also some how can I be a good feminist if my husband supports me? going on, it would appear. I thought I'd beaten that down already.


Amy - Aug 26, 2005 6:35:02 am PDT #8766 of 10001
Because books.

there's also some how can I be a good feminist if my husband supports me? going on, it would appear

Beat it back harder. And, yay!


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 6:38:57 am PDT #8767 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

there's also some how can I be a good feminist if my husband supports me? going on, it would appear

I want my husband to support me.

Wait, that's not gonna work.

Do you suppose my cat can get a job and support me? Maybe some cushy government job? Like in the Department of Running Back and Forth Between Rooms For No Reason?


dw - Aug 26, 2005 6:41:29 am PDT #8768 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

I have zero climbing stories (my family lacks climbers), though I did cut my finger on a fruit cocktail can when I was three and needed stitches. The doctor had my father hold me still while they put the novacaine into my finger... and my father fainted at the sight of it.

Word of advice when installing a new shower head: If you buy one off the rack at Target, the cuff that attaches the shower head to the pipe nowadays is going to be plastic. Therefore, don't go to any extra effort in screwing the cuff in, because you'll split the cuff and have to figure out how the hell you're gonna fix it without a replacement part.

Personal musical rediscovery: the Violent Femmes' eponymous first album. It's such a high school teen angst album for me. Masturbation! Not getting laid! Getting laid! Breakups! Yet it holds up surprisingly well after 22 years.

That's all for now. Have to interview some new web/graphic designers today.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 6:41:40 am PDT #8769 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Once he passes the Civil Service exam, I'd think he'd be a shoo-in, tommyrot.

Thanks for the Yays. Best way to counter an incipient panic attack that I've found.


ChiKat - Aug 26, 2005 6:45:32 am PDT #8770 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you suppose my cat can get a job and support me? Maybe some cushy government job? Like in the Department of Running Back and Forth Between Rooms For No Reason?

Ohh, if your cat gets that job, could he get an interview for mine? He's really good at that and I'd like to be a kept woman.

Belated Happy Anniversary to Jessica & Fone!!

Stephanie, that is very exciting!!

Re: childhood injuries: There are 5 kids in my family and the list of childhood injuries is lengthy. Suffice to say, we all made it out okay with all our body parts and little to no mental deficencies.


Amy - Aug 26, 2005 6:46:42 am PDT #8771 of 10001
Because books.

Personal musical rediscovery: the Violent Femmes' eponymous first album.

Oh yeah. Hmmm. I wonder where mine is. Vinyl!

the Department of Running Back and Forth Between Rooms For No Reason

I'm pretty sure that's an actual department.