Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Aug 26, 2005 6:35:02 am PDT #8766 of 10001
Because books.

there's also some how can I be a good feminist if my husband supports me? going on, it would appear

Beat it back harder. And, yay!


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 6:38:57 am PDT #8767 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

there's also some how can I be a good feminist if my husband supports me? going on, it would appear

I want my husband to support me.

Wait, that's not gonna work.

Do you suppose my cat can get a job and support me? Maybe some cushy government job? Like in the Department of Running Back and Forth Between Rooms For No Reason?


dw - Aug 26, 2005 6:41:29 am PDT #8768 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

I have zero climbing stories (my family lacks climbers), though I did cut my finger on a fruit cocktail can when I was three and needed stitches. The doctor had my father hold me still while they put the novacaine into my finger... and my father fainted at the sight of it.

Word of advice when installing a new shower head: If you buy one off the rack at Target, the cuff that attaches the shower head to the pipe nowadays is going to be plastic. Therefore, don't go to any extra effort in screwing the cuff in, because you'll split the cuff and have to figure out how the hell you're gonna fix it without a replacement part.

Personal musical rediscovery: the Violent Femmes' eponymous first album. It's such a high school teen angst album for me. Masturbation! Not getting laid! Getting laid! Breakups! Yet it holds up surprisingly well after 22 years.

That's all for now. Have to interview some new web/graphic designers today.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 6:41:40 am PDT #8769 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Once he passes the Civil Service exam, I'd think he'd be a shoo-in, tommyrot.

Thanks for the Yays. Best way to counter an incipient panic attack that I've found.


ChiKat - Aug 26, 2005 6:45:32 am PDT #8770 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you suppose my cat can get a job and support me? Maybe some cushy government job? Like in the Department of Running Back and Forth Between Rooms For No Reason?

Ohh, if your cat gets that job, could he get an interview for mine? He's really good at that and I'd like to be a kept woman.

Belated Happy Anniversary to Jessica & Fone!!

Stephanie, that is very exciting!!

Re: childhood injuries: There are 5 kids in my family and the list of childhood injuries is lengthy. Suffice to say, we all made it out okay with all our body parts and little to no mental deficencies.


Amy - Aug 26, 2005 6:46:42 am PDT #8771 of 10001
Because books.

Personal musical rediscovery: the Violent Femmes' eponymous first album.

Oh yeah. Hmmm. I wonder where mine is. Vinyl!

the Department of Running Back and Forth Between Rooms For No Reason

I'm pretty sure that's an actual department.


Polter-Cow - Aug 26, 2005 6:49:06 am PDT #8772 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, dw! Cool to see you around. Now Annabel needs to start posting.


ChiKat - Aug 26, 2005 6:51:27 am PDT #8773 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, P-C!!! All the job~ma/interview~ma I've got directed towards you today.


Amy - Aug 26, 2005 6:51:40 am PDT #8774 of 10001
Because books.

Yay, P-C! And much job~ma for later today, of whatever variety you'd like.


JZ - Aug 26, 2005 6:53:41 am PDT #8775 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Heaps of interview-ma, slow-down-ma, and eventual Kansas City-ma to you -- and WOOT on the actual holding of a genuine job right this instant!