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Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Aug 26, 2005 4:19:37 am PDT #8730 of 10001
move out and draw fire

See, here's where I think that the things I obsess about with Mallory aren't entirely normal. Whether it's an aspect of PPD or just my own issues, I don't know. (I'm kinda hoping PPD, coz, medically treatable).

For instance, one of the ways the terrorists here have assassinated diplomats is by putting a live grenade between the driver's car door and the seat. When the door is opened, the pressure is released on the spoon and the grenade explodes. Almost impossible to detect. So yesterday I obsessed for a good hour about what would happen to Mallory - he probably wouldn't be killed, because I always put him in the car seat in the back before opening my door, and the grenade would probably roll out, so the underbody of the car and the seat would absorb most of the blast. But the concussive effect in my garage could conceivably really damage him, and he'd almost certainly have hearing damage. And how long before someone found him?

Having to check the car daily for more findable explosives probably doesn't help.


Fred Pete - Aug 26, 2005 4:27:55 am PDT #8731 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

When I was about 5, my parents had some friends over. The friends had 4 kids, the youngest about my age. At some point, snacks were announced. As we ran toward the kitchen, my brother ran into the corner of the hallway. Several stitches in his forehead. Blood everywhere.

My freak accident involved an overfriendly collie named Puddles. A group of kids were playing tag. Puddles wanted to play, too, so she grabbed my hand. I jerked my hand out of her mouth and ended up with three stitches on my knuckle. You can still see the scar 30+ years later, if you know it's there.


Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 4:30:46 am PDT #8732 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Raq, if it helps, DH's dad is a consular officer whose niche is south Asia (including 2 tours in Pakistan), and DH was never blown up. Evacuated a couple of times, but never blown up.

Bev, don't sweat it -- we barely got to wish ourselves a happy anniversary on the day!

Fridays are nice.

I don't remember any traumatic injuries as a child (I was too busy almost dying of kidney infections and asthma msot of the time), but my sister once bit her tongue in half sledding. The dog had been digging in the snow, she hit a bump and had to be rushed to the ER for stitches.


Jars - Aug 26, 2005 4:33:17 am PDT #8733 of 10001

I had to go to hospital for head injuries a couple of times. Once when my sister hit me with a golf club, and once when she knocked me off my tricycle. No stitches, but we're not exactly close.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 26, 2005 4:43:46 am PDT #8734 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 4:53:20 am PDT #8735 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I love the Amateur Gourmet and want to have his babies.

Failure: The Movie

Work-safe, but there is music.


lisah - Aug 26, 2005 4:58:10 am PDT #8736 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Was it Cashmere who was talking about the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser yesterday? If so, oh my thank you. I went right out and bought some and I am a total convert. It IS magic! I could not stop using it this morning even though I was late for work. "Lemme clean just one more surface." rub rub "ahhhh Clean!"


Steph L. - Aug 26, 2005 4:58:59 am PDT #8737 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

ION, flexeril kicks serious ass. Duuuuuuuude... Saw my doctor and I have a pinched nerve somewhere. He sampled me up and it rocks.

I know, right? I wouldn't steer you wrong on the gooooood druuuuugs, baby.

Jesus god, am I glad it's Friday.

Also, apparently I no longer like the taste of Diet Pepsi from a can. Ick.

Was it Cashmere who was talking about the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser yesterday? If so, oh my thank you. I went right out and bought some and I am a total convert. It IS magic!

Dude -- they totally rule. As much as flexoril, but in their own way. They're very good at getting grime off computer keyboards and the lovely-but-dirt-attracting white iBooks.


Cashmere - Aug 26, 2005 5:01:04 am PDT #8738 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Was it Cashmere who was talking about the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser yesterday?

Yup. I totally buy them in bulk.


billytea - Aug 26, 2005 5:04:44 am PDT #8739 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I know, right? I wouldn't steer you wrong on the gooooood druuuuugs, baby.

Were you on the good drugs, I would not at all be surprised to find wrong steering on the agenda, regardless of assurances.