Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ION, flexeril kicks serious ass. Duuuuuuuude... Saw my doctor and I have a pinched nerve somewhere. He sampled me up and it rocks.
I know, right? I wouldn't steer you wrong on the gooooood druuuuugs, baby.
Jesus god, am I glad it's Friday.
Also, apparently I no longer like the taste of Diet Pepsi from a can. Ick.
Was it Cashmere who was talking about the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser yesterday? If so, oh my thank you. I went right out and bought some and I am a total convert. It IS magic!
Dude -- they totally rule. As much as flexoril, but in their own way. They're very good at getting grime off computer keyboards and the lovely-but-dirt-attracting white iBooks.
Was it Cashmere who was talking about the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser yesterday?
Yup. I totally buy them in bulk.
I know, right? I wouldn't steer you wrong on the gooooood druuuuugs, baby.
Were you on the good drugs, I would not at all be surprised to find wrong steering on the agenda, regardless of assurances.
I love that Magic Eraser. It has worked on everything I have put up against it so far.
I have some news...we are moving to Puerto Rico. Specifically, Joe will be running the ROTC program at the University of Puerto Rico, Rio Piedras. Does anyone know what city that is? I'm guessing San Juan, but I'm not sure.
Even though I don't like where I live now, I'm already sad about leaving the stuff I do like about NC. (The friends I have made, the beautiful scenery, etc.) Of course, I'm also looking forward to living in a new place and Puerto Rico sounds cool. The ocean will be nearby, which will be nice.
My god, woman, your life would exhaust me. Can't you live in one place for more that 10 minutes? That said, Puerto Rico sounds LOVELY.
Stephanie, PR sounds awesome! Christopher and I may be headed there in May. If he passes his next actuarial exam--that's where the next convention is and the trip will be paid for if he passes.
Can't you live in one place for more that 10 minutes?
I know. Every place we go they say 3 years and it never happens. However, we sort of pushed for this. Ft. Bragg is one of the most deployed-from bases and we are sick of it. I'm actually surprised he got the job, since he's sort of junior for it. I'm not sure when we will leave yet - anywhere between April and July, I think.
Wow, Stephanie -- when are you moving?
I know, right? I wouldn't steer you wrong on the gooooood druuuuugs, baby.
Were you on the good drugs, I would not at all be surprised to find wrong steering on the agenda, regardless of assurances.
Heh. I drove a LOT while I was on the good drugs, mostly b/c I had no other choice, as I didn't have (and still don't have, come to think of it) a chauffeur, husband, minion, spider-eating manbitch, or roommate.
So there was probably wrong steering. Which wasn't as fun as the doped-up phone calls I made to various Buffistas.
J should be back in November, is that right? So we'll have you for a few months before you leave us. And then - F2F 2007: San Juan. That counts as East Coast, right?
I can't do
jack
(nor Jack, I suspect) on flexoril. I'm fine for a couple hours, and then I really really have to sleep. I feel like ass when I wake up, but at least the pain's usually gone.