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Emily - Aug 25, 2005 11:14:36 am PDT #8606 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Hmm. This ties into my theory about conservative policy-making, which is that they legislate for the world they want to live in in the belief that this will cause the world to live up to it.

That's a very rough idea, and actually B and Groom seemed quite nice when I met them. Just thinking here.

dw - Aug 25, 2005 11:14:44 am PDT #8607 of 10001

Silence means security silence means approval

So if you see a post indicating you make a hot drunk, it's probably about the *other* DW, no worries.

That's OK. I'm not hot or a drunk, anyway.

I'll probably just say "Dylan" mostly, ok?

So long as you spell it right. And avoid calling me "Horny." There was a girl in high school who called me "horny" from grades 9 to 12. I was never sure why. And since her last name was a W as well, she sat behind me in most of my high school classes.

I only tell you this because while I worked my way into a middle class existence as a web designer and developer and project manager with a wife and daughter, Ms. Horny used that same attitude to star in Chicago-area comedy, get a development from Adam Sandler's company, and get a feature role in the most recent Deuce Bigalow movie.

Heh. Maybe I'm making out better than her.

Jessica - Aug 25, 2005 11:15:28 am PDT #8608 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BTW - they're (Bride and Groom) REPUBLICANS.

faints dead away

Steph L. - Aug 25, 2005 11:19:48 am PDT #8609 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Jess, curse you for that Nine West link! I MUST have these: [link] . MUST.

Jessica - Aug 25, 2005 11:19:49 am PDT #8610 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

have you tried scratching the soles with your keys?

No, but that's a good idea. I've found that walking on concrete usually does the job pretty quick, but I'm on carpet right now.

Connie Neil - Aug 25, 2005 11:21:36 am PDT #8611 of 10001

brillig

The shoe talk amuses me, considering Hubby, as we were packing up the bedroom last night, looked at me and said, "You have a lot of shoes." I have, maybe, five pair of shoes.

I laughed at him.

sj - Aug 25, 2005 11:22:39 am PDT #8612 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

"You have a lot of shoes." I have, maybe, five pair of shoes.

Bwah!

Jessica - Aug 25, 2005 11:23:11 am PDT #8613 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You have a lot of shoes." I have, maybe, five pair of shoes.

Oh my. How little he knows.

Emily - Aug 25, 2005 11:23:14 am PDT #8614 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I have a silly number, but that's mainly because I don't think I have ever, of my own volition, thrown out a pair of shoes. I stop wearing them, but I have trouble throwing them out.

Atropa - Aug 25, 2005 11:24:36 am PDT #8615 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"You have a lot of shoes." I have, maybe, five pair of shoes.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

That's so ... not me.

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