It's not good manners to be the bride and say, "The shower that all of you throw for me? The one that all of you pay for and that I don't pay a cent for, because I'm the bride? Yeah, I want it to be ritzy and fancy." 
God, seriously.
Aimee, I'm sorry that you are involved in this total Wedding Drama, because I know it is the last thing you need.  Lordy.  When is this thing gonna be over, again?
Love that now you're getting lectures, like you're the problem.  Ugh.
I just went through an old box and found a 3 ring binder with all my emails from 1997 printed out, 3 hole punched, and filed quite carefully.  Huh.  That was weird.
	
 
		
		
 she wanted it at this hotel (hell, she wanted it at a spa, at first) because she and Ethan have been together for 8 years and she wanted a ritzy shower thing. Fine, I get it. And I support that.
Yeah, I can get that.  Especially knowing her.  But then...
 But MoH went about everything completely wrong,
Soooooooo wrong
 and, has been ripped a new one from Bride, as I just found out from Bride.
This is excellent news.
	
 
		
		
I just made myself a fritatta for lunch (yeah, I'm a little late).  It didn't come out exactly as I wanted it to, but it'll do.  I even made enough so that I can have some as a sandwich tomorrow.
	
 
		
		
yum, fritatta.  I treated myself to Boston Market.  It is my weakness.  It's a weak-ass weakness, but there ya go.
	
 
		
		
because she and Ethan have been together for 8 years
Hmph.  I've been with my Ethan longer than that, and nobody took me to a spa.
	
 
		
		
I've been with my Ethan longer than that, and nobody took me to a spa.
Evidently you picked the wrong Ethan.
	
 
		
		
 Howdy, Dylan. Is everyone in your department on vacation this week, too? (Everyone in Paul's is, it seems.)
Boss #1 is in an antipodean mood. (He's in New Zealand.) Boss #2 is at another office. Co-worker isn't supposed to be in until 1.
For the most part, though, it's a ghost town around here. (Cue the Specials song.)
	
 
		
		
Well, damnit.  Today's probably a bad day to tell him that, though.
	
 
		
		
I've been with my Ethan longer than that, and nobody took me to a spa.
Evidently you picked the wrong Ethan.
Or the wrong friends.
Happy Anniversary!!!!!
, by the way.