I'm so sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time-Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you want to trade... no wait, I wouldn't give up that memory for anything.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 3:16:24 pm PDT #714 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pete! Don't let Jilli see this link! It's crazy fireworks behavior!


JZ - Jul 13, 2005 3:19:41 pm PDT #715 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I have so gone to one of your Victorian balls!

One, sure, but I've gone to I can't even remember how many of your mashups and bubblegum outings and miscellaneous 20th-century costume parties. After this, the next time we dress up to go out it has to be dressing up for (a) another planet, (b) the future, or (c) sometime so long ago that there's nobody still alive who can remember everybody dressing that way unironically.

eta: I suppose I could bend the long-ago rule as far as Prohibition USA and Weimar Berlin, but nothing younger. If it's recent enough that my parents can remember it, it's too recent.


DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 3:27:31 pm PDT #716 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One, sure, but I've gone to I can't even remember how many of your mashups and bubblegum outings and miscellaneous 20th-century costume parties. After this, the next time we dress up to go out it has to be dressing up for (a) another planet, (b) the future, or (c) sometime so long ago that there's nobody still alive who can remember everybody dressing that way unironically.

Don't get all high-handed with me, Missy. My dance thingies involve actual physical activity instead of contradancing which I don't know how to do.

So while I don't mind the getting dressed up part, I don't know any partner dance moves so it is more stressful than fun for me to do something where I'm trying to do some jitterbug pass or line dance / scottish reel dothingie.

That is not going dancing to me. That is effort and homework.

The last thing we went to you spent the whole time dancing with people you knew from Dickens Faire anyway.


billytea - Jul 13, 2005 3:32:51 pm PDT #717 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In the neverending quest to expand people's vocabulary, today I bring you the following phrase: hot spong. Used in the 19th century to refer to the sudden heat following the sun emerging from behind a cloud. I urge everyone today to solicit local opinions on hot spong.


Susan W. - Jul 13, 2005 3:33:35 pm PDT #718 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

JZ, someday we should get together, temporarily dump the husbands, and go out and pick up hottie reenactor guys or something. There was this one at the 4th of July thing I went to that I thought of as Hottie McRedcoat--I actually was too shy to talk to him, because I was afraid I'd blurt out something like, "Who knew? Mrs. Bennet and her ditzy younger daughters were right--there is something about a scarlet coat!"


JZ - Jul 13, 2005 3:34:38 pm PDT #719 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

contradancing which I don't know how to do

You could learn. I know you could. I have such faith in you!

::connivingly flutters eyelashes, looks adoring::


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 3:34:41 pm PDT #720 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

hot spong

It sounds somehow... dirty.


Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 4:08:31 pm PDT #721 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

contradancing which I don't know how to do.

Oh please -- basic contra takes all of five minutes to learn. If you can walk in rhythm, you can contra dance.


Gris - Jul 13, 2005 4:09:48 pm PDT #722 of 10001
Hey. New board.

basic contra takes all of five minutes to learn

Yeah. It's beating it in 12 minutes without losing a life that's hard.

t /super-duper dorky


brenda m - Jul 13, 2005 4:10:23 pm PDT #723 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If you can walk in rhythm, you can contra dance.

Dang.