Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Aug 18, 2005 4:17:02 am PDT #7099 of 10001

Lyra, at the first F2F, we brought a bunch of REALLY bad romance novels to trade around, and the....standout of the bunch...was one where the wee Scottish lass (who was probably a witch or something, and had purple eyes, etc etc) was bathing naked in a stream, and was seduced by a lynx (I think it was like, licking her). Conveniently, a few pages later, the hero, who was like, nicknamed 'Lynx' or had lynx-colored-eyes, or some such nonsense, arrived.


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2005 4:22:35 am PDT #7100 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ah, Build Team, you're so pretty!

You're not wrong.

The Wally Report is my new favorite show. Especially after last night's HSQ.

Heh. Me, too! If I'm going to date live vicariously, through billytea seems the best avenue.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 18, 2005 4:24:03 am PDT #7101 of 10001
What is even happening?

Susan, and Anne, save travels and peace to you both. You're in my thoughts and prayers. And Susan, what Trudy said about what other people think.

Study went on against the backdrop of my brother killing demons, messily.
Okay, look. When you post things like that to an audience of Buffy fans, it evokes pictures, you know? It evokes pictures that probably have very little to do with reality. Also--and I apologize for this from the bottom of my heart--for a moment, in my head, the part of billytea was played by Michelle Trachtenberg. The plus side? You had very shiny hair. t /get out Get Out GET OUT

Her: "Why is it so important to you whether or not it's a date?"
Me: "It's not. It's important to me that I kiss you."

billytea, this is an Oz-in-the-van-in-Innocence quality line. I don't even want to call it a line--probably wouldn't have, if you hadn't been posting pick-up lines over the last few days. But really, this is lovely.

In good news, my mother's only question on receiving the "I'm GAY" letter was "Well then why do you read those awful trashy romance novels?".
meara, that's an important question, and I think it deserves an answer! :) Seriously, this was nice to read. Also? What Hil said. If these anti-b's are making you sick, you might need another kind. You might not even be getting enough of them into your bloodstream. Please call the doctor and tell him/her.

"No, no, it's because of those awful trashy novels. They turned me. They can do that."

This epitomizes what I both love and hate about catching up with a thread after the fact, here. I so wanted to be the one to say that, brenda.


Lyra Jane - Aug 18, 2005 4:26:17 am PDT #7102 of 10001
Up with the sun

the wee Scottish lass (who was probably a witch or something, and had purple eyes, etc etc) was bathing naked in a stream, and was seduced by a lynx (I think it was like, licking her).

I'm not sure whether I should snerk, eww, or BWAH at this, so ... consider all three done, as I scrub my brain with Clorox.


billytea - Aug 18, 2005 4:37:54 am PDT #7103 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea, this is an Oz-in-the-van-in-Innocence quality line. I don't even want to call it a line--probably wouldn't have, if you hadn't been posting pick-up lines over the last few days. But really, this is lovely.

Aww. I'm blushing again. I love the Oz-line. And now you mention it, she'd promised to show me some of her pick-up lines, and never delivered! Except that her asking "Am I good enough for you?" made me all melty. She's pretty feisty and happy to give me heaps, we've had more than one verbal sparring match (all in good fun of course), she knows her own value and she's confident within herself, and then suddenly she makes herself completely vulnerable to me.


Fay - Aug 18, 2005 4:44:46 am PDT #7104 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::is ded::

BLESS


Volans - Aug 18, 2005 4:51:38 am PDT #7105 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Awww...billytea. That's just...awwww.


juliana - Aug 18, 2005 4:53:40 am PDT #7106 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

awwww, billytea. Yay!


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2005 4:55:13 am PDT #7107 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

we've had more than one verbal sparring match

But....weren't you saying the other day that you *didn't* like this? Or did I misunderstand?


Fred Pete - Aug 18, 2005 5:04:43 am PDT #7108 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

In good news, my mother's only question on receiving the "I'm GAY" letter was "Well then why do you read those awful trashy romance novels?".

Good that she reacted so well. Though extra points if she'd realized that awful trashy romance novels aren't limited to opposite-sex couples.