Yeesh Fay. I hate that. I hate the being unable to sleep and the eventual giving up and the hoping that if you just make it past X, then it will all reset itself to normal.
But then it's pretty well documented that I have sleep issues.
You could go post in that other thread and convince me to watch even more tv. Won't do bollocks for you, but it'd be fun.
Something bit me to pieces. I have downed Benedryl, smoothed on some script cortisone ointment, run very hot water over the itchies, bathed in oatmeal, smeared on benzocaine cream and I am really running out of tricks.
cold.
heat on itches - esp if they lean towards the hivey side - makes them worse.
Something bit me to pieces.
Lucky Something...
No! No! I meant
MEAN
something. Really. MEAN something.
Honest.
Ice! I forgot the ice packs. Thank you!
The heat is usually bad, I agree. I am just really allergic and though it isn't the best thing, some really hot water tends to numb out the nerves for a while. It seems to give the rest of the drugs a chance. Granted is Not a Good Thing, but I got horribly bitten by fleas a while back and flea bites are instantly
swollen and then want to burst and to then get infected
so I tried literally anything to keep from going mad. And to sometimes sleep, though that usually needed slightly stronger drugs applied.
I have my medicinal peas now. Ah, sweet blessed vegetal chills.
I meant MEAN something. Really. MEAN something.
If I am complaining, it's a mean something. You can put all your kittens on that.
I've just been looking up pick-up lines on the internet. Most of them are utterly atrocious of course. (I did like one, "Hi, I'm an amnesiac. Do I come here often?")
But I did find a couple of excellent ones from the movies.
Oh, now don't turn ordinary on me. I get tired of ordinary women, and I don't want to get tired of you.
Everything wrong with you I like.
And from the list of geek pick-up lines:
Tell me of this thing you humans call -- love.
If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
::resolves to remain single::
Tell me of this thing you humans call -- love.
I'd avoid this one. But I'm completely single, so what do I know.
I'd avoid this one. But I'm completely single, so what do I know.
So, wait, there are ones you
wouldn't
avoid?
Susan, I'm so sorry for your loss.
It's all a matter of degree, bt. Some of them were bad, but kinda cute.
Perhaps I should remind you about that single thing, though.
