Ice! I forgot the ice packs. Thank you!
The heat is usually bad, I agree. I am just really allergic and though it isn't the best thing, some really hot water tends to numb out the nerves for a while. It seems to give the rest of the drugs a chance. Granted is Not a Good Thing, but I got horribly bitten by fleas a while back and flea bites are instantly
swollen and then want to burst and to then get infected
so I tried literally anything to keep from going mad. And to sometimes sleep, though that usually needed slightly stronger drugs applied.
I have my medicinal peas now. Ah, sweet blessed vegetal chills.
I meant MEAN something. Really. MEAN something.
If I am complaining, it's a mean something. You can put all your kittens on that.
I've just been looking up pick-up lines on the internet. Most of them are utterly atrocious of course. (I did like one, "Hi, I'm an amnesiac. Do I come here often?")
But I did find a couple of excellent ones from the movies.
Oh, now don't turn ordinary on me. I get tired of ordinary women, and I don't want to get tired of you.
Everything wrong with you I like.
And from the list of geek pick-up lines:
Tell me of this thing you humans call -- love.
If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
::resolves to remain single::
Tell me of this thing you humans call -- love.
I'd avoid this one. But I'm completely single, so what do I know.
I'd avoid this one. But I'm completely single, so what do I know.
So, wait, there are ones you
wouldn't
avoid?
Susan, I'm so sorry for your loss.
It's all a matter of degree, bt. Some of them were bad, but kinda cute.
Perhaps I should remind you about that single thing, though.
It's all a matter of degree, bt. Some of them were bad, but kinda cute.
Ok, then allow me to add some more. Let's see you laugh these off:
"Do you sleep on your stomach? ...Would you mind if I did?"
"Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
"Hey, what are you doing next Saturday? I need a date for my wedding."
"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
"Do you have any Irish in you? ...Would you like to?"
Not that I would dream of using lines like that. Perfect gentleman, me.
And yet, I laugh. But I'm very, very sleepy, so all sorts of weird things could seem funny right now.
Everything wrong with you I like.
This could be sweet and wonderful, depending on context.
Everything wrong with you I like.
Pretty sure that is a paraphrase of how DxH proposed.
I know, the x factor is shocking after reading that.
