I particularly liked the dance steps. Step 1: Grab the bat. Step 2: Clutch the bat to your heart. Step 3: Hate the bat! Throw it to the floor. Step 4: Miss the bat. etc.
I ... well, let's just say I'm really,
really
familiar with almost all the dance steps he shows. I personally have never done Kick the Hobbit, but have friends who do.
Jilli, how about...
Properly dance the dances of darkness: "Cobwebs in the Attic," "The Gothic Tai Chi Dance," "Pulling the Evil Taffy"
I'm pretty sure I've seen Emily do Goth Tai Chi, and I know I've seen you do a variation on the Cobwebs in the Attic.
Perfect condition Singer Featherweight
This is what I have, from my mother, who got it as a college graduation gift. I lurvs it, and my sisters are jealous that she gave it to me.
I mainly do versions of Cobwebs in the Attic and Pulling the Evil Taffy. The StuntHusband does those mixed with Gothic Tai Chi and Kick the Hobbit.
Most of the user reviews of
What is Goth?
on Amazon are full of the love, but this negative review is cracking my shit up for all sorts of cruel reasons:
i would never buy this book...the idea appauls my mind. it is just reinforcing labels. it is putting sub labels in a label. this book is the reason what you people call "goths" act the way they do! if you purchase tis book you are just saying " i am ok labeling a person based on the way they dress vs. who they are. and you know what you can all give me a bad review. tis isnt a review of the book anyway seeing as how i didnt buy it. it is in actuality my opinion on the idea of the book.
but this negative review is cracking my shit up for all sorts of cruel reasons:
My knee-jerk reaction is "ooooh, poor babygoth! Doesn't want to be labled! Poor, poor snookums."
the idea appauls my mind
I may start using the phrase "appalls my spleen," just to be sure people know that my mind is still unappalled.
I'm listening to samples off of Voltaire's album Boo Hoo. It's pretty funny. He's got a song called, "BRAINS!"
My knee-jerk reaction is "ooooh, poor babygoth! Doesn't want to be labled! Poor, poor snookums."
I so wish I could take Jilli with me next Thursday and not just because I want her to do my makeup.
I'm listening to samples off of Voltaire's album Boo Hoo. It's pretty funny. He's got a song called, "BRAINS!"
Do I need to send you Voltaire songs? 'cos I can.
looks at time
eeeep! Must go catch bus!