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Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Aug 12, 2005 11:22:15 am PDT #6138 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm rather really nervous about calling this guy. I guess anyone would be nervous calling a stranger. I'm hoping I won't babble. Or, at least, that he'll find it forgivable and possibly endearing. He lives out of town, actually out of state, but it shouldn't really count since it's not that far away. He's divorced and has two kids. That's all I know. Coworker says he's nice. Of course Coworker described me as nice and kind of not odd or quirky but something like that.

Now, I'm babbling in Bitches...


§ ita § - Aug 12, 2005 11:23:54 am PDT #6139 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Hi, you don't know me. But your coworker gave me your number, and I discussed it with the invisible people on the internet, so here I am! Can we catch a movie or something?"


Frankenbuddha - Aug 12, 2005 11:24:15 am PDT #6140 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now, I'm babbling in Bitches...

Now I've got the phrase "bevy of babbling bitches" conga-lining through my head.


Daisy Jane - Aug 12, 2005 11:25:52 am PDT #6141 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"bevy of babbling bitches" conga-lining through my head

Oh dear did I read that so very wrong.


Jars - Aug 12, 2005 11:26:15 am PDT #6142 of 10001

askye, you are the bravest person in the world. I would never have the guts to do that. Go! Be sociable!


sumi - Aug 12, 2005 11:27:11 am PDT #6143 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

askye -- what jars said! Go, be sociable!


Frankenbuddha - Aug 12, 2005 11:27:45 am PDT #6144 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh dear did I read that so very wrong.

Do I even want to know? I thought of "cha-cha-ing" or "rhumba-ing" but went with the conga line instead.


Emily - Aug 12, 2005 11:29:24 am PDT #6145 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I. Have. Hiccups.

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!


Daisy Jane - Aug 12, 2005 11:29:46 am PDT #6146 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

lets just say the g in conga got completely erased, and I read it semi-phoneticaly.


lisah - Aug 12, 2005 11:31:11 am PDT #6147 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I guess anyone would be nervous calling a stranger. I'm hoping I won't babble.

And he's expecting (and probably even) anticipating your call.

Babbling, to me, is way more attractive than awkward silence! Of course, I'm a babbler.