"Hi, you don't know me. But your coworker gave me your number, and I discussed it with the invisible people on the internet, so here I am! Can we catch a movie or something?"
'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Now, I'm babbling in Bitches...
Now I've got the phrase "bevy of babbling bitches" conga-lining through my head.
"bevy of babbling bitches" conga-lining through my head
Oh dear did I read that so very wrong.
askye, you are the bravest person in the world. I would never have the guts to do that. Go! Be sociable!
askye -- what jars said! Go, be sociable!
Oh dear did I read that so very wrong.
Do I even want to know? I thought of "cha-cha-ing" or "rhumba-ing" but went with the conga line instead.
I. Have. Hiccups.
KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
lets just say the g in conga got completely erased, and I read it semi-phoneticaly.
I guess anyone would be nervous calling a stranger. I'm hoping I won't babble.
And he's expecting (and probably even) anticipating your call.
Babbling, to me, is way more attractive than awkward silence! Of course, I'm a babbler.
I. Have. Hiccups.
BOO!