"Hi, you don't know me. But your coworker gave me your number, and I discussed it with the invisible people on the internet, so here I am! Can we catch a movie or something?"
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Aug 12, 2005 11:23:54 am PDT #6139 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 12, 2005 11:24:15 am PDT #6140 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Now, I'm babbling in Bitches...
Now I've got the phrase "bevy of babbling bitches" conga-lining through my head.
Daisy Jane - Aug 12, 2005 11:25:52 am PDT #6141 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
"bevy of babbling bitches" conga-lining through my head
Oh dear did I read that so very wrong.
Jars - Aug 12, 2005 11:26:15 am PDT #6142 of 10001
askye, you are the bravest person in the world. I would never have the guts to do that. Go! Be sociable!
sumi - Aug 12, 2005 11:27:11 am PDT #6143 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
askye -- what jars said! Go, be sociable!
Frankenbuddha - Aug 12, 2005 11:27:45 am PDT #6144 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh dear did I read that so very wrong.
Do I even want to know? I thought of "cha-cha-ing" or "rhumba-ing" but went with the conga line instead.
Emily - Aug 12, 2005 11:29:24 am PDT #6145 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I. Have. Hiccups.
KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
Daisy Jane - Aug 12, 2005 11:29:46 am PDT #6146 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
lets just say the g in conga got completely erased, and I read it semi-phoneticaly.
lisah - Aug 12, 2005 11:31:11 am PDT #6147 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I guess anyone would be nervous calling a stranger. I'm hoping I won't babble.
And he's expecting (and probably even) anticipating your call.
Babbling, to me, is way more attractive than awkward silence! Of course, I'm a babbler.
Gudanov - Aug 12, 2005 11:32:56 am PDT #6148 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I. Have. Hiccups.
BOO!