Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jul 13, 2005 11:10:38 am PDT #572 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was once yelled at, like the woman got out of her car to yell at me, for allowing someone all the way over into the left lane. They looked totally lost, suddenly flipped on their blinker, so I slowed down to let them across and onto the freeway.

A guy pulled a gun on my friend Dave for waiting until the woman with a stroller cleared the intersection before he made a right turn.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 11:13:07 am PDT #573 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Huh. The back of the office chair came off. It's like a weird torture device. Just the seat part with a huge metal bar with a springy platform with giant screws coming out of it. I'll feel so very S&M while typing up resumes and cover letters now. Not to mention chatting with you guys.


DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 11:16:00 am PDT #574 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The hunt for dressy nursing wear continues. Somehow, I only have two weeks left.

I recommend spray on latex.


Maria - Jul 13, 2005 11:17:25 am PDT #575 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

{{{LJ}}} Driving in our area is a bitch.

Now off to my own private hell, the DC DMV. If I don't check in tomorrow, send out a search party.

Later bitches.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 11:23:18 am PDT #576 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cysty cyst cyst. Mine always are, Robin's cysty -- evidently all the cool kids are doing it.

ita, when you're writing with pen and ink, do you give yourself an upper case i?

Nope. Lower case all the way. Ita looks plain funny to me, written or typed. I almost don't see it anymore, but in a way that means I miss they're talking about me.

Hec -- I was introduced to EE Cumming's poetry by a sarcastic man who insisted we must be related, because of the capitalisation thing. Now I learn that EE wasn't lower-cased, so it was just a happy piece of false trivia. His backup was probably kd lang, but I found her on my own anyway.


Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 11:23:37 am PDT #577 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I recommend spray on latex.

Yeah. But no place to put the nursing pads.


Lyra Jane - Jul 13, 2005 11:24:18 am PDT #578 of 10001
Up with the sun

But gosh, they're fun to look at.

The picture with just the bald head and the hands is really creepy.

Also, good thoughts are going Connieward.

Thanks for the hugs. I just feel like the biggest idiot on the planet.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 11:25:08 am PDT #579 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My continuing quest for a new last name, from DH

The paradigm (unless you want something like smith, which you never have to spell unless you spell it Smyth, and no one does that by choice) is letters which do not rhyme with other letterrs.

Mr. and Mrs. Rour Mr. and Mrs. Worrul

But Rorrorrorruwp (pronounced "rope") would be my choice.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 11:27:37 am PDT #580 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Jilli, I think you should concentrate on dressing up Jilli and not spread yourself thin over dolls.


Deena - Jul 13, 2005 11:30:45 am PDT #581 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I like Worrul.

Many vibes for Connie, dh and health team.

LJ, that sucks, but I'm glad you're able to recover from it.

I've been working but I finally caught up. Very interesting conversation in here the last couple of days.

I had my boys circumsized because my dad isn't and had an issue in his teens that I won't describe, and a second cousin who was in the hospital being circumsized at the age of 4--at the same time I was in having Nick--because his foreskin grew completely shut.

sj, I hope you're feeling better today. Askye, I hope annoying coworker finally grew up a little bit and I'm sending much ma for your family.

eta the other thing: I like the name Raquel and I should win... just because.