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Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 10:20:18 am PDT #5688 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Andi and Daniel sittin' in a tree.... Seriously, y'all are too cute.

Darn tootin.

And? We were in a rare brick tree. Finest kind.


brenda m - Aug 10, 2005 10:21:12 am PDT #5689 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

(seriously, my parents have no boundaries)

Did they happen to drop by vw's this morning by any chance?


Emily - Aug 10, 2005 10:22:58 am PDT #5690 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Our landgentry act very much as though we're guests that they'd forgotten were here, rather than tenants in an apartment building they've owned for at least ten years.


ChiKat - Aug 10, 2005 10:28:31 am PDT #5691 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Emily, I'm still boggling that they came in your room while you were asleep--even after vw told them not to. I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?


Lyra Jane - Aug 10, 2005 10:29:53 am PDT #5692 of 10001
Up with the sun

.Should I go see the penguin movie or You, and Me, and Everyone We Know tonight? Or, for that matter, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory?

Having seen them all:

1. You, Me
2. Charlie
3. Penguins

Maybe I'm just cold-hearted, but the penguin movie seemed really long to me for a movie about ... penguins.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 10:31:25 am PDT #5693 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

the penguin movie seemed really long to me for a movie about ... penguins.

But... but... but... Penguins!


Topic!Cindy - Aug 10, 2005 10:35:55 am PDT #5694 of 10001
What is even happening?

Emily, I'm still boggling that they came in your room while you were asleep--even after vw told them not to. I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?

This is what I was thinking, or even just in something she wouldn't want to be wearing in front of the landlord and a COMPLETE STRANGER.


Amy - Aug 10, 2005 10:42:40 am PDT #5695 of 10001
Because books.

I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?

This is so seriously fucked up. vw and Emily's landlord sounds mostly clueless, and a little forgetful, but still. And taking pictures?! Hell-o.

We had a real psycho landlord once. He'd grown up in the house, and apparently figured this gave him permission to come in *any time*. No knocking, just used his key. For no discernible reason, ever, that I could tell. He came in once while I was home alone, and *in the shower*. Shudder.

I was three months pregnant with Jake. We lasted all of six weeks there, and picked up and left.

{{{vw}}} Good luck saying good-bye to the kids. That can be so hard.


Emily - Aug 10, 2005 10:47:42 am PDT #5696 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?

They'd have nobody to blame but themselves!


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 11:00:14 am PDT #5697 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

My girlfriend Andi told me I need to make more sacrifices.

So I did.

Now she's all mad because her cat is missing.