Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Aug 10, 2005 10:22:58 am PDT #5690 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Our landgentry act very much as though we're guests that they'd forgotten were here, rather than tenants in an apartment building they've owned for at least ten years.


ChiKat - Aug 10, 2005 10:28:31 am PDT #5691 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Emily, I'm still boggling that they came in your room while you were asleep--even after vw told them not to. I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?


Lyra Jane - Aug 10, 2005 10:29:53 am PDT #5692 of 10001
Up with the sun

.Should I go see the penguin movie or You, and Me, and Everyone We Know tonight? Or, for that matter, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory?

Having seen them all:

1. You, Me
2. Charlie
3. Penguins

Maybe I'm just cold-hearted, but the penguin movie seemed really long to me for a movie about ... penguins.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 10:31:25 am PDT #5693 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

the penguin movie seemed really long to me for a movie about ... penguins.

But... but... but... Penguins!


Topic!Cindy - Aug 10, 2005 10:35:55 am PDT #5694 of 10001
What is even happening?

Emily, I'm still boggling that they came in your room while you were asleep--even after vw told them not to. I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?

This is what I was thinking, or even just in something she wouldn't want to be wearing in front of the landlord and a COMPLETE STRANGER.


Amy - Aug 10, 2005 10:42:40 am PDT #5695 of 10001
Because books.

I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?

This is so seriously fucked up. vw and Emily's landlord sounds mostly clueless, and a little forgetful, but still. And taking pictures?! Hell-o.

We had a real psycho landlord once. He'd grown up in the house, and apparently figured this gave him permission to come in *any time*. No knocking, just used his key. For no discernible reason, ever, that I could tell. He came in once while I was home alone, and *in the shower*. Shudder.

I was three months pregnant with Jake. We lasted all of six weeks there, and picked up and left.

{{{vw}}} Good luck saying good-bye to the kids. That can be so hard.


Emily - Aug 10, 2005 10:47:42 am PDT #5696 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?

They'd have nobody to blame but themselves!


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 11:00:14 am PDT #5697 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

My girlfriend Andi told me I need to make more sacrifices.

So I did.

Now she's all mad because her cat is missing.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 11:01:21 am PDT #5698 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

[Note: previous post was paraphrasing a canadian comedian, heard by my friend Kevin]


Cass - Aug 10, 2005 11:47:13 am PDT #5699 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I mean, what if you slept nekkid on top of the covers because it was hot?
One of the many reasons I am so furious about the whole incident. Frankly you'd better be invited in for this.