Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hidey ho. It's much more comfortable in the house now that the coolant's been replenished in the AC.
Wedding madness- one of my BFFs is getting married on a Monday morning in the Poconos (it's Columbus Day, but still) and I got uncomfortable wondering if she'd invited my family (this friend has been invited to my sister's wedding, and both my parent's recent 60th birthday blowout bashes and has been close to the whole family for years). I was uncomfortable for my own sake, so I left a voicemail telling her I'd opened my mouth to my sister and maybe she wanted to call them herself (on the assumption they were invited). Anyway, she called back, and I very carefully did not make any judgement or plea for invitations for my family, though I know they are gonna be pissed/crushed, because they are not invited.
Blearg. This will be a thing. I think things are OK with my friend, but I'm pre-emptively hating the fall out that will occur once my parents find out.
But it's not about me. But I do, you know, have to deal with them on a fairly regular basis and I don't want to have to deal with the drama.
Sigh. I just feel like I messed up somehow, either by telling my sister about the wedding, or asking C. about their status.
Oh, Nora, that's a tough spot for you, but you didn't do one thing wrong. Your attitude is healthy about it, though. You understand why your family would be hurt. You respect her right to invite the people she can/wants to--to her wedding. I hope the fallout is minimal for you. Did she invite you and Tom?
((Nora))
...did I even say Happy Birthday to the Empress yet? I can't remember. If I didn't, belated Birthday wishes.
Wow. Am all shaky and kind of brimming-with-story-but-thirsty-for-more after mainlining
Veronica Mars
and just watching the last ep. Wow. What a fucking
excellent
show that was. Is. Want more. Well, actually, no, want fic, and that's what I'm going to do now - reading and pondering. And THEN I want more canon.
Meanwhile, though, I've thoroughly enjoyed this whole accent discussion. Oddly enough accents are already an issue in the story I'm working on right now. In the space of 3 chapters I've found myself writing someone who's Canadian (denoted by vocabulary choices and speech patterns), someone who's Scots (accent explicitly mentioned, occasional vocabulary choices indicative), someone who's from Jamaica (accent mentioned, impact on vocabulary/speech patterns negligible, so it hasn't cropped up otherwise) and someone who's Polish (accent mentioned, grammar choices and vocabulary specific to the character and pronunciation made explicit in a couple of words). And none of this was a conscious decision. Weird.
Veronica Mars.
My new favourite show. Loving the illicit files I've got here, but I'll definitely be buying shiny DVDs just as soon as they're available. What a cracking show. Damn. Want more NOW.
headdesk
Helllloooo unpaid and unexpected overtime.
Client from Hell shall be fed to the komodo dragon at the zoo. I hear it's a nice painful death and if they're going to get a bad rap, might as well get a nice meal out the deal.
Unless there is something that kills particularly painfully at the Wild Animal Park. Anyone? billytea? Bueller?
BTW Fay - is this Yorkshire dialect with "Tha" and all that something you actually speak on occassion. Or just something you hear on occassion. Cause if you can do it authentically I'd love to see a paragraph in Yorkshire Dialect. As an American I've never in my life encountered it face to face, and pretty seldom in literature.
Komodo dragon is actually pretty painful. In extreme cases they poison their prey (not with venom but with bacterial infections) and then follow them around until they die of the infection. Usually they are not that patient and just eat ther prey alive.
I'm hoping for the painful post-bite infection-y death for her. Whilst being stalked by the dragon for added amusement.
The one at the zoo is cute lumbering around but I think he needs some live prey. And I have a list.
disclaimer: I'm usually not so cruel. At least I don't usually admit it.
Komodo dragon is actually pretty painful. In extreme cases they poison their prey (not with venom but with bacterial infections) and then follow them around until they die of the infection. Usually they are not that patient and just eat ther prey alive.
Yup. Their teeth actually contain tiny serrations which facilitate getting rotting meat stuck in there, providing a better haven for growing a toxic soup of bacteria. However, note that the dragon at San Diego Zoo (for whom I have a serious soft spot) won't be poisoning anyone. Zoo dragons are subjected to much better oral hygiene than they'd practise in the wild.
What can I feed her to then?
(I am glad to hear that the zoo dragon is brusha brusha brushaing. Though I am distressed to earworm myself with music from Grease.)
Blearg. Still feeling miserable. Stupid cold. Just a cold should not knock me out this badly.