I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Aug 09, 2005 10:33:59 am PDT #5522 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Empress Aimee Day.


Ginger - Aug 09, 2005 10:49:08 am PDT #5523 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Gerald Durrell, by any chance?

And Betsy gets it in one.

Ha! I guessed right too. Gerald Durrell does tend to do the superior Englishman thing, but he's so funny that I tend to forgive him. It's hard to know if I would be so forgiving if I were one of his native bearers.

Ellie is so cute, but looks a bit dubious about the swimming experience.


Aims - Aug 09, 2005 11:16:41 am PDT #5524 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline is a feminist. My Beety Crocker catalog came yesterday and within 30 seconds it was completley torn to shreds.


Calli - Aug 09, 2005 11:18:28 am PDT #5525 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I wonder what she'd do to the Moosewood cookbooks?


Aims - Aug 09, 2005 11:18:52 am PDT #5526 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If they weren't spendy, I'd almost test that theory.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 09, 2005 11:19:28 am PDT #5527 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Maybe she just wants some cake?


Aims - Aug 09, 2005 11:20:31 am PDT #5528 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It did have the Wilton cupcake server on the cover.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 09, 2005 11:22:15 am PDT #5529 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It did have the Wilton cupcake server on the cover.

See. She was probably just enraged that she couldn't find the nummy treats. Probably tasted each and every page, too.


Aims - Aug 09, 2005 11:25:21 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Darn near.

She pooped the FiestaWare page.


brenda m - Aug 09, 2005 11:26:37 am PDT #5531 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Bwah!