I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 09, 2005 11:22:15 am PDT #5529 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It did have the Wilton cupcake server on the cover.

See. She was probably just enraged that she couldn't find the nummy treats. Probably tasted each and every page, too.


Aims - Aug 09, 2005 11:25:21 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Darn near.

She pooped the FiestaWare page.


brenda m - Aug 09, 2005 11:26:37 am PDT #5531 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Bwah!


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2005 11:30:01 am PDT #5532 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It did have the Wilton cupcake server on the cover.

Huh. What operating system and network protocol does a cupcake server use?


Gudanov - Aug 09, 2005 11:32:33 am PDT #5533 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

What operating system and network protocol does a cupcake server use?

Betty Crocker Oven Windows 95 with a flournet connection.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2005 11:33:46 am PDT #5534 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So there's error correction?


Gudanov - Aug 09, 2005 11:39:43 am PDT #5535 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

So there's error correction?

Flournet has the SIFT protocol to ensure consistent dataflow.


Aims - Aug 09, 2005 11:40:10 am PDT #5536 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

shakes and stirs head


Glamcookie - Aug 09, 2005 11:45:42 am PDT #5537 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Many happy wishes for b-day!Aimee!

I, too, have a kittylump. Fortunately she only weighs 6.5 lbs. I heart my kittylump.

Am bored. Want to go home now.


Toddson - Aug 09, 2005 12:55:47 pm PDT #5538 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Chiming in late with a happy birthday for the Empress!

Cindy, glad your son's OK ... and hope the doctor has raked the staff over the coals so that they will never, ever take something like that lightly.

Gerald Durrell is funny ... and he can be funny about himself. I remember reading one of his books from when he was young and his family was living on (I think) Cyprus. There was something about looking after a pet deer for someone, they were expecting Bambi and got The Stag at Bay ... scared his brother half to death (Lawrence Durrell).

And in regard to dialect, I once read a book by Josephine Tey in which one character, a young boy, chooses to speak - and write - in what his mother calls "clotted Perthshire". After one sample, the author reverts to standard English on the grounds that it's as hard on the eye as it is on the ear.