Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Aug 08, 2005 5:50:48 pm PDT #5385 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Skippity skip skip skipping to say:

Daniel and I just got back from the Russel Stover Outlet Store, where they were having a sale on Sugar Free and Low Carb candies.

Two cases of SF Pecan Delight Eggs: $4.

Two cases of LC Chocolate Fudge Sauce: $6.

One case of LC French Mint Medallions: $3.

One case of LC Toffee Squares: $3.

One case of LC Peanut Butter Cups: $2.50.

Best tasting remedy for constipation, ever: Priceless.


Eddie - Aug 08, 2005 5:53:10 pm PDT #5386 of 10001
Your tag here.

Sugar Free and Low Carb candies.

I read that as candles. Imagine my confusion.


Java cat - Aug 08, 2005 6:25:25 pm PDT #5387 of 10001
Not javachik

Hey back, libkitty! And YAY! congratuations. It's a good feeling, huh?

You can eat candy for constipation? Instead of bran and veggies? Okay, that's weird.


DCJensen - Aug 08, 2005 7:36:08 pm PDT #5388 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

You can eat candy for constipation? Instead of bran and veggies? Okay, that's weird.

Candy that has sugar alcohols instead of sugar can only be eaten in moderation. If sensitive people eat too much of it, their digestive tract basically decides it's had ex-lax. The less sensitive to the effect you are, the more you can eat, but suddenly you're like the people in the commercials for Imodium AD.

Same with low-carb ice cream.


WindSparrow - Aug 08, 2005 7:38:13 pm PDT #5389 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

When I'm really following the eating plan that really, really works for me, I sometimes find the sugar alcohols in SF candy to be, um, therapeutic.


billytea - Aug 08, 2005 8:09:26 pm PDT #5390 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hee. There's a profile where the person's filled out her thoughts on various subjects. They include:

Children: I like them, but I cannot eat a whole one. They are never the same when you defrost.

Commitment: Some days I wake up all keen and committed to save a starving child in Africa, organise Middle Eastern peace and make it rain for our farmers. It should be easier now I am devoid of having to catch Saddam too.

Intimacy: I once watched 2 racoons root. It was a long time ago. I still get concerned now and then if I am a perv because of this one incident.

Travel: I want to meet the man in the moon. I think its a woman. I want proof.

Religion: I want a boppy Jesus with swivel hips for my rear vision mirror. As soon as Audi swap Elvis for Rocking Jesus I will too.

Only problem is, in her picture she looks like she's about six, and that's more of a long game than I'm willing to play.


Cass - Aug 08, 2005 8:18:11 pm PDT #5391 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And I was sorely tempted to reply, "Well, you could have started by not divorcing me."
I'm so sorry. It's not childish at all to not send anything. You really don't owe him anything. Now it is about taking care of yourself.
Say hi to the burrowing owls. Oh, and the Californian condors. And the Pere David's deer. And the birds, pretty much all of them. And if any other animals look like they're missing me, say hi to them too.
I did! They have lots of new babies there. I missed a lot of the birds though and I couldn't find the R2D2-sounding one sadly. The black-footed ferret was hiding too well however. There was a sleepy bighorn sheep that was adorable. And a skunk thiefed his through the condor's enclosure.

The only thing that marred my adoration of the diversity of life was coming home to thousands of ants swarming a corner of the kitchen where the cats' food was. I made my own little Auschwitz for them.


Cass - Aug 08, 2005 8:20:31 pm PDT #5392 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

There's a profile where the person's filled out her thoughts on various subjects.
reads

Can I date her?

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Madrigal's Beep Me just reminded me that I have to check the car for feral lemons in the morning. I only counted fourteen in the kitchen and I think I left Camarillo with at least fifteen. Which, yes, is a lot of lemons.


beth b - Aug 08, 2005 8:28:37 pm PDT #5393 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

terrible guilt feelings - We had to clip percy's claws tonight. he behaved realatively well for some one that turns psycotic when restrained and haveing his paws touched. He was drugged ( the drugs are a bit old so not as effective) which helps,but I still ended up cutting the quick on one paw. guilty guilty guilty. but he doesn't seem to care now that we are no longer torturing him


beth b - Aug 08, 2005 8:29:21 pm PDT #5394 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

oh -- and yay for libkitty ...debt free, what a place to be....