NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Catch a stray cow from the hundreds roaming the streets of New Delhi, haul it to a state shelter and you will be given 2,000 rupees ($46) for your pains.
That's a pretty good haul for that region.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
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DCJensen - Aug 05, 2005 8:12:41 am PDT #4882 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
tommyrot - Aug 05, 2005 8:17:44 am PDT #4883 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's a pretty good haul for that region.
Yeah, but sometimes, a cow just doesn't want to be caught.
OK, that's all the cow-related wisdom I can offer here....
Fred Pete - Aug 05, 2005 8:46:47 am PDT #4884 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
With a side of good-luck-getting-the-cat-to-take-that-@#%$*&!-pill-ma.
Yes, that'll be the interesting part. We usually do fairly well with Teddy by wrapping him in a towel. And Max and Marie have no front claws, so their attacks are limited.
Lyra Jane - Aug 05, 2005 8:59:24 am PDT #4885 of 10001
Up with the sun
Hi. Sorry to burst in with a mememe, but ... my boss just offered Patrick and I some extra tickets to a Nationals game tonight. I know we should go as we don't really have other plans and it's probably good for my career, but I am still nervous and vaguely flail-y about it. Please tell me that Patrick and I will be charming and friendly and I will not drink too much beer and end up making a fool of myself. Thanks.
vw bug - Aug 05, 2005 9:07:57 am PDT #4886 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Lyra, you'll be totally fine. And you should go and have a good time.
Ginger - Aug 05, 2005 9:09:04 am PDT #4887 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Of course you and Patrick will be charming, because you two are, well, charming. It's a baseball game. Much of the time, people will be watching the game, so you won't have to be entertaining.
EpicTangent - Aug 05, 2005 9:11:03 am PDT #4888 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Yes, that'll be the interesting part. We usually do fairly well with Teddy by wrapping him in a towel. And Max and Marie have no front claws, so their attacks are limited.
I just finished a course of antibiotics with Domino. I could always get the pill in his mouth - getting it to stay in his mouth, and getting him to swallow? Whole 'nother story.
Hi. Sorry to burst in with a mememe, but ... my boss just offered Patrick and I some extra tickets to a Nationals game tonight. I know we should go as we don't really have other plans and it's probably good for my career, but I am still nervous and vaguely flail-y about it. Please tell me that Patrick and I will be charming and friendly and I will not drink too much beer and end up making a fool of myself. Thanks.
Go, have a fun (within reason) time! The Nationals have an extremely good chance, as they are playing the Padres, and My Boys have had a very unfortunate run of sucking like Hoovers of late.
Gudanov - Aug 05, 2005 9:12:58 am PDT #4889 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
My hope for my Baseball team (the Royals) was to not finish as the worst team in the League. It's not looking good. My Boys don't suck like a Hoover, they suck like a Dyson.
-t - Aug 05, 2005 9:16:13 am PDT #4890 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Go and have fun, LJ! It should be low pressure, nbecause there will be a game going on, so no worrying about silences or even necessarily looking at one another much is required.
I'm going to a minor league game with DH and his mother tonight. Go Zephyrs! I have no idea who they're playing.
Lyra Jane - Aug 05, 2005 9:17:00 am PDT #4891 of 10001
Up with the sun
It's a baseball game. Much of the time, people will be watching the game, so you won't have to be entertaining.
Thanks. I'll just keep telling myself that. We'll have stuff to talk about, anyhow ... she and her husband sail a lot, and that's a hobby of Patrick's as well, though he doesn't get to do it as often as he'd like. That plus the generic "how long have you lived here" and "what do you do" stuff should fill a lot of the talky time.
The Nationals have an extremely good chance, as they are playing the Padres, and My Boys have had a very unfortunate run of sucking like Hoovers of late.
Oh, good. For the Nationals, at least. I'm sorry for the Padres.