Xander ,'Touched'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Isn't JZ having breakfast with La Bug this morning?
Yes. We had a lovely breakfast. I didn't mention it, 'cause she hadn't mentioned it, and I didn't want to flaunt the bogarting of the JZ. It was wonderful, though, and I get to see her again on Sunday. YAY! Plus, she got to meet Toto and Bastet. Toto just loved her and barked his head off when we left, 'cause he didn't want her to go. Silly boy.
I didn't want to flaunt the bogarting of the JZ.
Oh, you should totally flaunt that. God knows, I've had to listen to her breathless "I'm going on a date with Jen!" all week.
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Catch a stray cow from the hundreds roaming the streets of New Delhi, haul it to a state shelter and you will be given 2,000 rupees ($46) for your pains.
That's a pretty good haul for that region.
That's a pretty good haul for that region.
Yeah, but sometimes, a cow just doesn't want to be caught.
OK, that's all the cow-related wisdom I can offer here....
With a side of good-luck-getting-the-cat-to-take-that-@#%$*&!-pill-ma.
Yes, that'll be the interesting part. We usually do fairly well with Teddy by wrapping him in a towel. And Max and Marie have no front claws, so their attacks are limited.
Hi. Sorry to burst in with a mememe, but ... my boss just offered Patrick and I some extra tickets to a Nationals game tonight. I know we should go as we don't really have other plans and it's probably good for my career, but I am still nervous and vaguely flail-y about it. Please tell me that Patrick and I will be charming and friendly and I will not drink too much beer and end up making a fool of myself. Thanks.
Lyra, you'll be totally fine. And you should go and have a good time.
Of course you and Patrick will be charming, because you two are, well, charming. It's a baseball game. Much of the time, people will be watching the game, so you won't have to be entertaining.
Yes, that'll be the interesting part. We usually do fairly well with Teddy by wrapping him in a towel. And Max and Marie have no front claws, so their attacks are limited.
I just finished a course of antibiotics with Domino. I could always get the pill in his mouth - getting it to stay in his mouth, and getting him to swallow? Whole 'nother story.
Hi. Sorry to burst in with a mememe, but ... my boss just offered Patrick and I some extra tickets to a Nationals game tonight. I know we should go as we don't really have other plans and it's probably good for my career, but I am still nervous and vaguely flail-y about it. Please tell me that Patrick and I will be charming and friendly and I will not drink too much beer and end up making a fool of myself. Thanks.
Go, have a fun (within reason) time! The Nationals have an extremely good chance, as they are playing the Padres, and My Boys have had a very unfortunate run of sucking like Hoovers of late.
My hope for my Baseball team (the Royals) was to not finish as the worst team in the League. It's not looking good. My Boys don't suck like a Hoover, they suck like a Dyson.