I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Jul 12, 2005 2:20:25 am PDT #4 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Wow! New thread!

Timelies to those who are awake at this hour.


Ginger - Jul 12, 2005 2:33:44 am PDT #5 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Top 5? That's a first.

I woke up early in the middle of a dream that I had bought a horse on eBay and I was trying to undo it.


billytea - Jul 12, 2005 2:35:10 am PDT #6 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well. This is unexpected.


Volans - Jul 12, 2005 2:38:31 am PDT #7 of 10001
move out and draw fire

no doubt. My first top 10 evah.


Cashmere - Jul 12, 2005 2:48:03 am PDT #8 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

A first for me, too!


brenda m - Jul 12, 2005 3:12:11 am PDT #9 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Whoot! New thread smell.

Raining here, it's kind of nice.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 12, 2005 3:13:15 am PDT #10 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Top 10?

Yes!!! Whoot!


WindSparrow - Jul 12, 2005 3:26:02 am PDT #11 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ha! Hahahahaaha! Bwahahahahhahahaheheheheeeheehee.

They're coming to take me... oh, nevermind.

Cass:

Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know.
How does a kitty time out work?

Turn a(n empty) laundry basket upside down over the cat. If need be, place something heavy on top to prevent escape. It's preferable to place the time-out basket in the middle of a trafficked area of the home, as the embarassment helps to make the time-out more truly unpleasant. 3-5 minutes is sufficient to cool kitty tempers and redirect their attention to more acceptible behaviors.

Connie:

What if kitty decides he can't cope with the shunning and physically attaches himself to you?

That might be time-out territory. Or perhaps water-pistol time. Probably time-out, though. Back in Arizona it would have resulted in me saying "Look cat, I love you but I can't cope with you right now," and tossing (well, gently placing) him outside for a while.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2005 3:30:03 am PDT #12 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I love the smell of new thread in the morning!

Damn you, wee Frank! You got into the top 10 'cause you had a better seat on the train than me!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 3:33:04 am PDT #13 of 10001
What is even happening?

Cats get embarrassed--who'da thunk?