Top 5? That's a first.
I woke up early in the middle of a dream that I had bought a horse on eBay and I was trying to undo it.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Jul 12, 2005 2:33:44 am PDT #5 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
billytea - Jul 12, 2005 2:35:10 am PDT #6 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Well. This is unexpected.
Volans - Jul 12, 2005 2:38:31 am PDT #7 of 10001
move out and draw fire
no doubt. My first top 10 evah.
Cashmere - Jul 12, 2005 2:48:03 am PDT #8 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
A first for me, too!
brenda m - Jul 12, 2005 3:12:11 am PDT #9 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Whoot! New thread smell.
Raining here, it's kind of nice.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 12, 2005 3:13:15 am PDT #10 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Top 10?
Yes!!! Whoot!
WindSparrow - Jul 12, 2005 3:26:02 am PDT #11 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ha! Hahahahaaha! Bwahahahahhahahaheheheheeeheehee.
They're coming to take me... oh, nevermind.
Cass:
Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna know.
How does a kitty time out work?
Turn a(n empty) laundry basket upside down over the cat. If need be, place something heavy on top to prevent escape. It's preferable to place the time-out basket in the middle of a trafficked area of the home, as the embarassment helps to make the time-out more truly unpleasant. 3-5 minutes is sufficient to cool kitty tempers and redirect their attention to more acceptible behaviors.
Connie:
What if kitty decides he can't cope with the shunning and physically attaches himself to you?
That might be time-out territory. Or perhaps water-pistol time. Probably time-out, though. Back in Arizona it would have resulted in me saying "Look cat, I love you but I can't cope with you right now," and tossing (well, gently placing) him outside for a while.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2005 3:30:03 am PDT #12 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I love the smell of new thread in the morning!
Damn you, wee Frank! You got into the top 10 'cause you had a better seat on the train than me!
Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 3:33:04 am PDT #13 of 10001
What is even happening?
Cats get embarrassed--who'da thunk?
brenda m - Jul 12, 2005 3:36:27 am PDT #14 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Cats totally get embarrassed. Even seen one try an ambitious leap and miss? First thing they do is look around to see who saw.