Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 30, 2005 4:07:06 pm PDT #3941 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It made me mad, I mean it was MIDOL. Not like I'd asked him to go in and buy a huge economy size of Kotex and a selection of tampons.

Bec once got me to buy no less than sixteen boxes of tampons for our eight-week vacation. I was not squicked, but I was baffled. I restrained the urge to wave them around, as I think the message might have been "I've got a womaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... With serious issues..."

Turns out they were for a friend of hers in Egypt who was having trouble finding them over there.


SailAweigh - Jul 30, 2005 4:17:43 pm PDT #3942 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Turns out they were for a friend of hers in Egypt who was having trouble finding them over there.

Heh. Try being on a naval base in the middle of the Indian Ocean when the ship's store runs out of feminine hygiene products. Rationing tampons? Almost, but fortunately a transport came in with more before it had a chance to get ugly. They did often ration chocolate and soap, though, between shipments.


tommyrot - Jul 30, 2005 4:28:29 pm PDT #3943 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a good attitude towards menstruation


Sean K - Jul 30, 2005 4:29:37 pm PDT #3944 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I can only remember him saying something like he was waving them around saying, "I've got a womaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

I've known guys embarassed about buying condoms. If anything were a clearer indication of having a womaaaaaaaaaaan than pads or tampons, it's condoms. What the hell is there to be embarassed about that?


askye - Jul 30, 2005 4:30:28 pm PDT #3945 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I think in my first weeks of living in Tville, living alone and away from home (an hour away, but still away), I woke up in the middle of the night and discovered that surprise! my period started. And I didn't have anything. This was a small town and I didn't know if anything was open, but luckily there was a 24 hour grocery store.

So I go in, make my purchase, get in the car, start it , and nothing happens. I almost started panicking, but I went back in, asked to use the bathroom, explained my car not starting situation to the cashier and did she know who I could call? By the time I back up front, she'd found an employee who would jump my car.

Soon after that I got rid of the car. I loved that car, a silver Nissan 200ZX. It talked to me. It had a key pad on the door so I never had to fumble with my keys. But it was starting to cost too much in repairs.


Sean K - Jul 30, 2005 4:31:27 pm PDT #3946 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have a good attitude towards menstruation

I love Dave Foley so much. He cracks me up every time.


tommyrot - Jul 30, 2005 4:32:52 pm PDT #3947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love Dave Foley so much. He cracks me up every time.

Yeah. That sketch is so much funnier when you see him do it.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 30, 2005 4:35:18 pm PDT #3948 of 10001
What is even happening?

I've known guys embarassed about buying condoms. If anything were a clearer indication of having a womaaaaaaaaaaan than pads or tampons, it's condoms. What the hell is there to be embarassed about that?

Actually, tampons are a clearer indication of having a woman. Condoms are a more clear indication of having a someone.


Sean K - Jul 30, 2005 5:04:35 pm PDT #3949 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah. That sketch is so much funnier when you see him do it.

I was totally replaying it in my head as I read it. It is made that much funnier because it's him saying it.

Condoms are a more clear indication of having a someone.

True enough.


Glamcookie - Jul 30, 2005 6:04:41 pm PDT #3950 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

If GC and her DG run off to Canada and wed I'll show up in the thing, doubt it not.

Well, our pictures would be damned funny if you and I were BOTH wearing it! Hehehehehehe.

Hey peeps! I finally caught up. Lily and Annabel are just adorable. As is little Emeline, for whom I would gladly have sat tonight. So sorry for your dad (and you, too), Susan. Juliana and her gramps are heartbreakingly sweet. {{{Lilty}}} Perkins is evil for linking to bluefly. I found several pairs of shoes and a few cashmere sweaters that I am desperate for now. t cries and cries

I am hanging at the homestead going through Comic-Con booty and listening to the Pixies. Last night I went to Lush and got a Big Blue bath bomb, Angels on Bare Skin face cleanser, Rockstar soap, and a sample of Alkmaar soap. I have the bath bomb in a dish in my bathroom and it smells soooo good. I sometimes forget how much I love Lush.