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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 30, 2005 3:22:16 pm PDT #3938 of 10001
What is even happening?

Go Sean! I knew you were a Tampax man!


Sean K - Jul 30, 2005 3:24:34 pm PDT #3939 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Seriously, what are these men thinking?

"OMG, complete strangers will think I a really butch woman...."

::GASP:: Quel horror!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 30, 2005 3:27:04 pm PDT #3940 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't know. There was a comedian, Rich Scheider maybe, something like that (he did a "Canyon Man" bit), and part of his act was mocking the men who wouldn't buy supplies for their girlfriends and wives. I can only remember him saying something like he was waving them around saying, "I've got a womaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

edit

Per google, it looks like it was Ritch Shydner.


billytea - Jul 30, 2005 4:07:06 pm PDT #3941 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It made me mad, I mean it was MIDOL. Not like I'd asked him to go in and buy a huge economy size of Kotex and a selection of tampons.

Bec once got me to buy no less than sixteen boxes of tampons for our eight-week vacation. I was not squicked, but I was baffled. I restrained the urge to wave them around, as I think the message might have been "I've got a womaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... With serious issues..."

Turns out they were for a friend of hers in Egypt who was having trouble finding them over there.


SailAweigh - Jul 30, 2005 4:17:43 pm PDT #3942 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Turns out they were for a friend of hers in Egypt who was having trouble finding them over there.

Heh. Try being on a naval base in the middle of the Indian Ocean when the ship's store runs out of feminine hygiene products. Rationing tampons? Almost, but fortunately a transport came in with more before it had a chance to get ugly. They did often ration chocolate and soap, though, between shipments.


tommyrot - Jul 30, 2005 4:28:29 pm PDT #3943 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a good attitude towards menstruation


Sean K - Jul 30, 2005 4:29:37 pm PDT #3944 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I can only remember him saying something like he was waving them around saying, "I've got a womaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

I've known guys embarassed about buying condoms. If anything were a clearer indication of having a womaaaaaaaaaaan than pads or tampons, it's condoms. What the hell is there to be embarassed about that?


askye - Jul 30, 2005 4:30:28 pm PDT #3945 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I think in my first weeks of living in Tville, living alone and away from home (an hour away, but still away), I woke up in the middle of the night and discovered that surprise! my period started. And I didn't have anything. This was a small town and I didn't know if anything was open, but luckily there was a 24 hour grocery store.

So I go in, make my purchase, get in the car, start it , and nothing happens. I almost started panicking, but I went back in, asked to use the bathroom, explained my car not starting situation to the cashier and did she know who I could call? By the time I back up front, she'd found an employee who would jump my car.

Soon after that I got rid of the car. I loved that car, a silver Nissan 200ZX. It talked to me. It had a key pad on the door so I never had to fumble with my keys. But it was starting to cost too much in repairs.


Sean K - Jul 30, 2005 4:31:27 pm PDT #3946 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have a good attitude towards menstruation

I love Dave Foley so much. He cracks me up every time.


tommyrot - Jul 30, 2005 4:32:52 pm PDT #3947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love Dave Foley so much. He cracks me up every time.

Yeah. That sketch is so much funnier when you see him do it.