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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The Hello Kitty dress's only problem is that its a brides MAID dress so I'd have to get a kitty-fond bride to put me in it.
Pfft. Just turn up on the day in it. You'll be the envy of all the other bridesmaids, so you might want to arrange one for each of them too. The bride'll be so grateful that you took the initiative!
If GC and her DG run off to Canada and wed I'll show up in the thing, doubt it not.
If GC and her DG run off to Canada and wed I'll show up in the thing, doubt it not.
Now that's a high-speed chase across national lines I want to see.
Hec, Tom made me laugh and it made me think of you. He said the following to me (I refuse to tell you the circumstances because I've been scolded enough, thankyew.)
"Why does your brain hate your heart so much?"
::ponder ponder::
Just finished watching The Job...
IT CAN'T END THERE!!!!!!
:::sobs:::
Also, have decided that the musical montage at the end of Betrayal (the last ep) is the best of its kind EVAH, being both funny and depressing.
On the bright side, my psycho kitty seems to be much calmer, happier, and less paranoid. On the negative, I think I need to find something like the Pawsense program, that I think was mentioned here earlier, for Linux.
Announcement: I've started going through all my boxes of photos to sort them and scan them.
Analysis: I need to lose weight.
So, I'll be dieting starting today - if I'm bitchier than normal, please to be forgiving me.
Gronk.
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Hec, the brain hating my heart thing was because I had some weird theory that I could only add cheese to my chicken sandwich if it were fried, not grilled.
eeeeee! will you come for the JZ BBQ next weekend
I have to work. Cries forever.
Maybe someone would be nice and switch with me. But I doubt it. Poop!
ETA: My landlord is showing the apartment again in half an hour. Do I have to leave? Because I'm packing books and drinking coffee and it's all rather pleasant.
Unless the landlord specifically requests that you leave I don't see why you can't continue to pack and drink coffee. Actually, when you are selling a house they say to brew a pot before you show the house because it makes the place smell good.
Are you naked? Landlords sometimes prefer not to show too much.