Goodness, Billy. The Wally Report is a little odd, man. Just like you. :)
Well, yes. I should mention that
"Give in to your grown-up tastes"
narrowly beat out
"You call it icky, I call it 'product differentiation'"
for my headline of choice. And "How are the ladies supposed to concentrate?"; not to mention
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
I did, however, find it easy to reject
"Standard Deviation Not Enough for Perverted Statistician."
I'm reserving judgment on
"I've got nipples, you know. They don't work, but I got 'em."
Yay, Stephanie! Does it feel like you passed?
{{Susan}} I'm so very sorry to hear about your father. I'm glad you got a chance to tell him how much he means to you.
Stephanie!!! Yay, yay, yay!
Many sympathies, Susan and family.
Yay, Stephanie! Was the breastfeeding issue worked out?
((((Gud)))) I know it's been said before, but have you considered counseling to develop ways of dealing with the stress?
Yay, Calli!
Yay on the finishing, Stephanie! How did the nursing go?
"Hot Chicks Don't Come From Monkeys"
Heh.
Um...Emily is talking to her calculator. Please send help.
Yay, Stephanie! I know you're glad that's behind you. Pass~ma to you.
Stephanie, congratulations, and may you pass with flying colors!
Also, for our BFing moms, I've discovered the joy of tops from here: [link]
My wardrobe, she is now slightly larger. (I got two shirts from them in the mail today, you see. Finally, something other than a tank or a tee!)
People are supposed to look at the car we have for sale tonight. I'll be so glad when the car switch thing is over. I feel like I lost large sections of my month to transportation related crap.
vw, if the calculator starts talking back, GET OUT!
The test was 60% essay; 40% multiple choice. I felt I did well on the MC, but it's hard to tell. On the essays, I felt like I really nailed at least 6, I was completely clueless and just made up some law (hopefully not too far from the real law) on 2 and I felt pretty decent on the remaining 4. Hopefully, it was enough. My guess is I passed, but I'm not positive.
The breastfeeding worked out fine. They let me leave the pump at the front. It took them 2 hours and 45 minutes to start the first day. Luckily, I had used pump about 1 hour into the waiting, so I was okay. All the other times, the instructions/seating of students only took about an hour, so I was okay. It was less of a problem than I thought it would be but I think this was because Ellie was born 11 days early (and thus was older and going longer between nursings) and because we worked hard to mimic the test conditions before the actual day.
