and thunk is too forceful of a sound to be made from fainting dead away from the pretty. Embrace the truth, Hec.
The truth is that you're going make a very nice thunking sound if you faint dead away while standing up.
I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.
Snyder ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jul 25, 2005 10:24:59 am PDT #2821 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Atropa - Jul 25, 2005 10:25:27 am PDT #2822 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
eta: I want to hear the joke.
Okay, I'll start it, 'cos it doesn't work right otherwise.
Knock knock.
juliana - Jul 25, 2005 10:26:02 am PDT #2823 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Knock knock.
Who's there?
juliana - Jul 25, 2005 10:26:05 am PDT #2824 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Guess I really want to hear the joke....
Cass - Jul 25, 2005 10:27:21 am PDT #2825 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nope, I'm sorry. There's only the thunk sound if you put force behind it. You meant to thud. Clearly.Clearly.
So... Olives on a muffaletta? Maybe a sprinkle of pecans? How do you pronounce that anyway?
Atropa - Jul 25, 2005 10:28:29 am PDT #2826 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?" ...
I laughed and laughed and laughed when a friend told that to me. Pete mock-glared at me and said "Yes, I know why you find this so amusing, gothygirl."
Mr. Broom - Jul 25, 2005 10:28:39 am PDT #2827 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
Puh-KAHNs, you mean?
Lyra Jane - Jul 25, 2005 10:28:54 am PDT #2828 of 10001
Up with the sun
Control freak who?
beathen - Jul 25, 2005 10:30:16 am PDT #2829 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?" ...
I LOVE this joke! (I've heard it before but it never fails to get a laugh from me!)
(My second favorite knock, knock joke is the interupting cow.)
Atropa - Jul 25, 2005 10:33:06 am PDT #2830 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I LOVE this joke! (I've heard it before but it never fails to get a laugh from me!)
It's my favoritest knock-knock joke ever. I've had to stop myself from saying "Now you say 'control freak who'" at Pete so many times ...