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Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jul 22, 2005 11:23:25 am PDT #2277 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So, I hear vw made the ugliest cake evah and ruined the whole world? Bummer.

Glad to know that I am combating the price of stress on my heart with breakfast.

Cass so funnee. Steph should use that in her Quaker Oats commercial.

Maria, this is shaping up to be the biggest, fattest, italianist wedding in the history of time. I know we haven't been friends for very long, but, dude, put me on your D list or hook me up with your gay cousin who needs a beard. Or you ugly cousin who needs to be seen in the company of a human. Hell, your evil 40-year-old-virgin cousin might have his fondest wish come true big-time if he takes me to this shindig. Damn, woman. This is going to be epic.


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2005 11:23:32 am PDT #2278 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I once killed a man in Reno just because he made me an ugly cake.

Bitch. That was my brother. And the cake was sublime. We at it after his funeral.

You keep talking about it, girlie, and you're next. I mean, that's downright suicidal, even *talking* about an ugly cake when I'm around.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 22, 2005 11:24:21 am PDT #2279 of 10001
What is even happening?

That cake looked just like your mama.


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2005 11:24:47 am PDT #2280 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Maria, this is shaping up to be the biggest, fattest, italianist wedding in the history of time.

I cannot WAIT to see the pictures.

Though I'm a little afraid of her wedding cake, to tell the truth. It sounds one step away from becoming sentient and taking over the world. Cake A.I.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2005 11:25:20 am PDT #2281 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That cake looked just like your mama.

And it wears combat boots.


Gudanov - Jul 22, 2005 11:25:28 am PDT #2282 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I mean, that's downright suicidal, even *talking* about an ugly cake when I'm around.

The sad effects of overexposure to candle fumes.


erikaj - Jul 22, 2005 11:25:37 am PDT #2283 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I figured as much, Tep. And he wouldn't tell me anyway, just wander around with a "My work is done," look on his face. I think.


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2005 11:25:54 am PDT #2284 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That cake looked just like your mama.

That cake was WAY uglier than my mama. It was so ugly, someone tried to feed it dog food.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 22, 2005 11:27:30 am PDT #2285 of 10001
What is even happening?

Did your mama go hungry.


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2005 11:27:56 am PDT #2286 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I mean, that's downright suicidal, even *talking* about an ugly cake when I'm around.

The sad effects of overexposure to candle fumes.

Oh, and now we get The Electrocutioner weighing in....