Oh, damn. Now I'm craving fruitcake. Hardcore. Can almost taste the marzipan. Rich, luscious fruitcake...

I don't know how I got from chocolate cake to fruitcake. I mean, I'd take the ugly chocolate cake off your hands, too, VW. Don't get me wrong. I'd punish it for its ugly by sending it to the prison of my belly but good.

Oh, wow. Lots of truth coming out today. Emily really is a bear with the cleanliness thing. It about makes me nuts! ;)

Oh, and the mystery is solved. Not!Emily did eat one of Toto's cupcakes. He said they were delicious. So, Jen, I've got Vegan carob cupcakes that not only will be approved by the dog, but have also been approved by my other roommate.

I love ugly cakes. Someday I'll dig up a picture of the easter bunny cake my sister and I made that ended up requiring four hours, two trips to the store, a half a dozen toothpicks, and had gimlet flavored icing.

Erika--I like knowing that stuff and I am not writing anything, so you ain't alone. But why feel guilty about being interested in anything?

Not!Emily did eat one of Toto's cupcakes

That's a little weird, isn't it? I mean, I like Not!Emily, but did you tell him he could have stuff?

That's a little weird, isn't it? I mean, I like Not!Emily, but did you tell him he could have stuff?

Nope. But he fessed up...said that he couldn't resist. I don't care. Toto doesn't need 12 anyway. Hee!

That's a little weird, isn't it? I mean, I like Not!Emily, but did you tell him he could have stuff?

That's it. Make him move out!

Because it feels fucked-up and "Rear Window" of me, and like I'm concentrating my energy on negative things.

Naw. What would be fucked up would be for you to go out and actually commit crimes in order to have fodder to write about.

Did you tell him it was for the dog?

erika, I'm not seeing where the guilt comes in. That's just, you know, facts. It's not like your trying to find out what kind hygiene products Ben Affleck prefers or something.