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Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jul 22, 2005 10:41:22 am PDT #2245 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Because it feels fucked-up and "Rear Window" of me, and like I'm concentrating my energy on negative things.


ChiKat - Jul 22, 2005 10:42:47 am PDT #2246 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Naw. What would be fucked up would be for you to go out and actually commit crimes in order to have fodder to write about.


-t - Jul 22, 2005 10:42:51 am PDT #2247 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Did you tell him it was for the dog?

erika, I'm not seeing where the guilt comes in. That's just, you know, facts. It's not like your trying to find out what kind hygiene products Ben Affleck prefers or something.


Maria - Jul 22, 2005 10:43:47 am PDT #2248 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I want to be the Bitch with the most cake.

That will be me, in 2 1/2 months. The wedding cake has grown to amazing proportions--6 tiers, each decorated differently. My future MIL is going all out--sugar flowers, pearlized dust, flavored fondant.

Flavors: Marble, Chocolate Raspberry, Lemon, Amaretto, Carrot, and Italian Rum Cake.

I hope she does little test cakes.....


-t - Jul 22, 2005 10:46:16 am PDT #2249 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Maria has killed me dead. Death by cake lust. Not pretty.

erika, you are taking the negative sources of murder and crime and so forth and turning it into fiction for people like me, who like to relax by reading that sort of thing, to enjoy. It's a fine type of alchemy.


erikaj - Jul 22, 2005 10:47:33 am PDT #2250 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok. Guilt's a little strong(seems to me English ought to have a few more words for this. Because wrecking a friend's sweater and standing by while someone dies? Not the same.) But I feel embarrassed.


vw bug - Jul 22, 2005 10:47:58 am PDT #2251 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Did you tell him it was for the dog?

Yup. He's like, "Wow. It didn't taste like it!"

Oh, Maria. That sounds devine. When's the party? I'm SO there!


Atropa - Jul 22, 2005 10:49:48 am PDT #2252 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

sugar flowers, pearlized dust,

ooooooh.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 22, 2005 10:50:31 am PDT #2253 of 10001
What is even happening?

It's not like your trying to find out what kind hygiene products Ben Affleck prefers or something.
Tampax.


DavidS - Jul 22, 2005 10:51:08 am PDT #2254 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But I feel embarrassed.

When you do something shameful, I'll let you know. Ya got enough on your plate without worrying if the harmless stuff that fascinates you is WRONG. It's not.