stomps back into thread

Wellllll, some of us will dress you up and put eyeliner on you and take you to gothy clubs. Does that count for nothing?

And find me a hot Indian girlfriend who will please my parents?

And also possibly me?

Do you think I'll ever stop feeling guilty for needing to know stuff like what time of year a SuperSordid Hollywood murder case was to write my stuff? Because part of me is like "Score! I was right...now to fit the 'canon' and part of me is like "Aren't you ashamed that this is how you spend your time?" A Rowling-sized check would probably help, but...

And find me a hot Indian girlfriend who will please my parents?

Errrr, maybe?

And also possibly me?

That's more likely.

I think P-C should be looking in goth clubs for a hot Indian girl. I understand that's where they all hang out.

I want to be the Bitch with the most cake. t /Hole

(ardently hoping the pleasures taken will be...different for Mom and Dad than for the Spectral Bovine.)

By the way, I look to be 90% sure I'm coming (I know, I know, but it's HOT out there - at least it's somewhat dry). Do you need anything brought with except beverages?

Frank, you're clear to go. I've bowed out of this one.

IME, cakes that are a little lopsided and have a bit of luscious and moist chocolate crumbliness peeking through their icing taste better than perfect-looking ones anyway.

My great-aunt Mae made the most incredibly eye pleasing baked goods. Every cake, pie, cookie, or what have you, looked like it belonged on the cover of a gourmet baking cookbook. Sadly, eating the cookbook, would have been more pleasant.

Oh, damn. Now I'm craving fruitcake. Hardcore. Can almost taste the marzipan. Rich, luscious fruitcake...

I don't know how I got from chocolate cake to fruitcake. I mean, I'd take the ugly chocolate cake off your hands, too, VW. Don't get me wrong. I'd punish it for its ugly by sending it to the prison of my belly but good.

Oh, wow. Lots of truth coming out today. Emily really is a bear with the cleanliness thing. It about makes me nuts! ;)

Oh, and the mystery is solved. Not!Emily did eat one of Toto's cupcakes. He said they were delicious. So, Jen, I've got Vegan carob cupcakes that not only will be approved by the dog, but have also been approved by my other roommate.

I love ugly cakes. Someday I'll dig up a picture of the easter bunny cake my sister and I made that ended up requiring four hours, two trips to the store, a half a dozen toothpicks, and had gimlet flavored icing.

Erika--I like knowing that stuff and I am not writing anything, so you ain't alone. But why feel guilty about being interested in anything?