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I bought a lip plumping gloss that ended up being so painful it ought to be banned.
What? Why? What?
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ham and butter sandwich - Teh Yum. Jambon, muthafucka!
I bought a lip plumping gloss that ended up being so painful it ought to be banned.
What? Why? What?
I never thought it very fair that guys could whip off their shirts on a hot day and I still had to wear a tank top.
When I was in 3rd grade I decided this was too unfair to bear, and whipped my shirt off after gym along with the boys. It was 3rd grade--I had no tits yet. The teacher didn't make me put my shirt back on or anything. But mom and I had a discussion when I got home. I didn't do it again, but I still think it's not fair.
I went to Sephora today and I bought a lip plumping gloss that ended up being so painful it ought to be banned. But, pretty!
Which one? I'm a Venom fan, personally. The others just kind of make things numb. Venom has actual bite. Plus, Venom Flash has sparkles.
I do this at home all the time - I pretty much strip down when I walk in the door
Home is definitely clothing optional--which makes for "just a minute!" scrambles when someone knocks on the door.
I do this at home all the time - I pretty much strip down when I walk in the door
My first act once I get home is to whip off the bra and put some comfy clothes on, (tank top & stretchy shorts), only then can I really relax.
a lip plumping gloss that ended up being so painful it ought to be banned. But, pretty!
Why would you put something on your lips that hurts?
Sephora opens here tomorrow! In the mall that's right across the street from my office!
I went to Sephora today and I bought a lip plumping gloss that ended up being so painful it ought to be banned. But, pretty!
I can't stand Lip Venom, b/c it hurts!
This plumping lip gloss sounds non-painful: [link] though I don't need my lips to be any damn bigger, really.
A friend of mine's partner had a double masectomy and went from being very buxom to being, well, not (she opted against reconstruction). At home you cannot keep a shirt on the woman. Gail is just waiting for the day Charo forgets and whips it off in public.
Yes, it is made even funnier by the fact that her name is Charo.
I can't stand Lip Venom, b/c it hurts!
How does it hurt?
It stings. Kinda burns.