A friend of mine's partner had a double masectomy and went from being very buxom to being, well, not (she opted against reconstruction). At home you cannot keep a shirt on the woman. Gail is just waiting for the day Charo forgets and whips it off in public.

Yes, it is made even funnier by the fact that her name is Charo.

I can't stand Lip Venom, b/c it hurts!

How does it hurt?

It stings. Kinda burns.

I like Lip Venom. I kinda like the burn.

Mmm, Maria Callas doing "The Bell Song." My god, that woman had pipes.

I never thought it very fair that guys could whip off their shirts on a hot day and I still had to wear a tank top. What's wrong with just having a bra on?

When I was a kid in the San Fernando valley, women in our neighborhood would lay around in their front yards in just bra and panties (white not see-through). The argument was that they were more modestly and comfortably dressed than if they wore bikinis.

OMG I AM ALMOST ON VACATION!

I like the way Lip Venom feels, but I can't tell a bit of difference, plumpness-wise.

When I get home I take off my clothes and put on something comfy, usually a tshirt and underwear.

I'm really really looking forward to this becuase my bra is uncomfortable and my pants are digging into my waist.

I give up. I'm getting a haircut tomorrow, and I'm no closer to knowing what I want to have done than when I sat down here two hours ago. Guess I'll just get a trim.

I was thinking about having the bits over each ear colored something radical, but that would look too much like racing stripes.