Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jul 20, 2005 3:22:15 am PDT #1710 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm so proud of you.

Thank you. I'm a little proud of me too. I only had a few moments of, "This is never going to end." Most of the time I was more like, "This is only temporary. I'll be back on my feet soon." So, that's also a bit encouraging. Of course, all of my friends and family's encouragement was of the former, which helped muchly.

and for a little too long.

That's the extra sucky part.

Hey, if anyone has some extra ~ma lying around today, my mom could use it. She's taking her big project management certification test. She's very nervous, but also very prepared, I think. So, some test~ma would be greatly appreciated.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 20, 2005 3:33:50 am PDT #1711 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh yeah, all the best to your mom, and a boatload of confidence, too!


Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2005 4:38:05 am PDT #1712 of 10001
brillig

I see that interesting conversation about pornography, well, petered out.


vw bug - Jul 20, 2005 4:45:30 am PDT #1713 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok...I've swept the bathroom and kitchen with my fabulous new broom. I got behind all the hidden corners and everything. It was gross, and I'm not drenched in sweat again. I can't wait to shower.


juliana - Jul 20, 2005 4:47:52 am PDT #1714 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

vw is a ROCKSTAR. I so decree it.


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2005 5:03:04 am PDT #1715 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I see that interesting conversation about pornography, well, petered out.

Okay, I'm all fuzzy-headed from muscle relaxers (fie upon thee, O back of mine), but -- where was the porn conversation? How did I read right past it?

Also, every time I read this thread title, I get earwormed with Lyle Lovett's "She's No Lady."


vw bug - Jul 20, 2005 5:09:25 am PDT #1716 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

vw is a ROCKSTAR. I so decree it.

If I was a ROCKSTAR before, what am I know? I just mopped the bathroom, hallway and kitchen. If I was drenched and dripping before, I'm entirely saturated now!

All I have left to do is the living room. Yay! I'm gonna do that tonight when I get home from work...when Emily's not in here, so I'm not constantly going, "Ok. Lift your feet. Now don't move for at least 10 minutes."


billytea - Jul 20, 2005 5:11:55 am PDT #1717 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Phew! Sent off more emails tonight. It's kind of an odd experience. When I'm writing to any given woman, I'm focused completely on her. I read her profile, try to tease out her personality, her interests, try to go deeper into it all. I try to picture how a date might go, try to work out where we're compatible, where we're not, all this sort of thing; then I call up another profile and become immersed in someone else. There's a real disconnect going on here between the numbers game of putting myself out there, and looking for what makes a woman unique.

This isn't necessarily profound, but I'm starting to find it somewhat disconcerting. I'm not really emotionally designed to play the field.


juliana - Jul 20, 2005 5:13:04 am PDT #1718 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

If I was a ROCKSTAR before, what am I now?

SUPER ROCKSTAR. Yup.


vw bug - Jul 20, 2005 5:13:35 am PDT #1719 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Bwah!