Buffy: I was regrouping. Spike: You were about to be regrouped into separate piles.

'Potential'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kristen - Apr 30, 2006 10:29:45 pm PDT #9765 of 10001

You could use toxic thread in the embroidery of a Roy Rogers-ish western shirt, of course.

Would you be able to get enough poison into the thread to do real damage? You might be better off just soaking the fabric in poison.


Allyson - Apr 30, 2006 10:35:28 pm PDT #9766 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Nilly, the story I'm working on right now is tentatively titled, "WWBD?" (What Would Buffy Do?)

Here's a snip of the piece I edited earlier, which is really your story. You might have already read this part:

Nilly’s stay in the U.S. seemed frighteningly short. One second we were buying traveler’s checks, the next, someone posted that Nilly was safely delivered to JFK where she would be taking a long flight back to the Middle East.

I was terribly sad that it was over, that I would probably never see my friend Nilly again, for the rest of my life. Have you ever said good-bye to someone you genuinely love, knowing that you would live out the rest of your lives never seeing each other ever again? I didn’t really think about that when Nilly left my apartment. As long as she was on U.S. soil, I could hop on a red-eye and see her in five hours at the most. Shit, I could take a long nap in the air and wake up and have breakfast with her, that same day.

So when I read the board, and saw that she would be leaving, I felt like I was sinking in tar, a little helpless. I wanted to call JFK and say, “Wait, I want to spend another day with you in our pajamas eating hummus til noon, talking about traffic jams on the Gaza strip.”

That’s when my phone rang, and it was Nilly, from the international terminal at JFK. She called to tell me that New York was the most alive place she’d ever seen, that even the sidewalks seemed to breathe, when you realize it’s the subway moving under your feet. She said thank you, thank you, thank you, a dozen times. She said she wouldn’t forget this, ever. Every syllable was punctuated with gratitude and a promise that she would come back, someday. That we’d sit and talk for hours. Her English had progressed so quickly over the few weeks she was here that I had to ask her to slow down. My stomach ached and my eyes welled up, because though I know she was genuine to the bone about her promise to come back again, life has a way of getting sticky and full, and promises don’t so much get broken…sometimes, they just tend to fade with the wear of the calendar pages flipping.

I hope to see my dear friend again, someday.


Nilly - Apr 30, 2006 10:40:49 pm PDT #9767 of 10001
Swouncing

Oof, Allyson. I have to run to a lecture. I'll have to read it later.

Night, all!

[Edit: now, surprising nobody, I'm all teary too. For the record.]


Topic!Cindy - May 01, 2006 3:07:06 am PDT #9768 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, Allyson.


Frankenbuddha - May 01, 2006 3:16:21 am PDT #9769 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That's lovely, Allyson.

Damn allergies


amych - May 01, 2006 3:39:56 am PDT #9770 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wonderful, Allyson.


P.M. Marc - May 01, 2006 7:15:18 am PDT #9771 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, Allyson. That's so freaking beautiful.


Sue - May 01, 2006 7:20:00 am PDT #9772 of 10001
hip deep in pie

The question in my mind after reading that is when are we bringing Nilly back?


Polter-Cow - May 01, 2006 7:37:36 am PDT #9773 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You could use toxic thread in the embroidery of a Roy Rogers-ish western shirt, of course.

Kind of a modern update of that coat stained with Hydra blood that burned itself into Hercules' skin?

Every syllable was punctuated with gratitude

This. Nilly is the most gracious person I have ever met.


ChiKat - May 01, 2006 8:55:03 am PDT #9774 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Allyson, that was truly lovely.

Any suggestions?

And, to be contrary to previous suggestions, when I was shopping for a machine, 2 of my friends who are costumers said, "Friends don't let friends buy Brother, Europro or White."

Their suggestions were Singer or Viking.