Ollie never shuts up. Never. He wears his bark collar (the spray kind) almost 24 hours.
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
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Aims - Apr 10, 2006 2:38:27 pm PDT #9352 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson - Apr 10, 2006 3:31:15 pm PDT #9353 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So they all bark like that? It's not just, "We hate you Allyson!" barking? All I could think was, "YOU MUST CHILL."
But they just wouldn't doblerize.
msbelle - Apr 10, 2006 3:33:39 pm PDT #9354 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
the beagle in my building does not bark. But barky NYC apartment dogs get lots of complaints, so they usually get trained into submission.
Aims - Apr 10, 2006 3:34:12 pm PDT #9355 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
They are almost all like that. They are incapable of Doblerizing. Unless they are sleeping. Even then, Ollie makes barking noises. Why does he need to dream about barking? He does it all day long!
Betsy HP - Apr 10, 2006 3:35:32 pm PDT #9356 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Beagles aren't famous for the quiet.
For that, I highly recommend taxidermy.
libkitty - Apr 10, 2006 3:45:50 pm PDT #9357 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
We had a neighbor beagle that they kept on their porch. Non. stop. barking. 6am to 11 pm every. single. day. Nothing like Bob. I love Bob.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 11, 2006 3:31:31 am PDT #9358 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
If most beagles were actually like Bob, I'd have one already.
Nothing like Bob. I love Bob.
Does he like carrots?
Calli - Apr 11, 2006 5:50:01 am PDT #9359 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
A beagle with a "wee nose"? Mine are all proboscides.
Eh, I hang with labs and shepherds. It's all relative.
Beagles aren't famous for the quiet.
They've got that sort of baying thing going on, don't they. It could work.
"Quick, to the SuperCar!"
"Arrooooooo-woo-woo!"
sumi - Apr 11, 2006 5:52:45 am PDT #9360 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Last night I saw a bit of the Hound Group judging from the dog show that Animal Planet was airing.
The 15 inch beagle woofed while he was on the table. Not to be outdone the 13 inch beagle started barking on the table and then continued while she was being gaited. (There was obviously something on the side of the ring where they were faced while on the table that was attracting their attention.)
Allyson - Apr 11, 2006 5:59:09 am PDT #9361 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I love that beagles sound like monitors. Is it like, an additional grand for the 17 inch cinema beagle?