A beagle with a "wee nose"? Mine are all proboscides.

Eh, I hang with labs and shepherds. It's all relative.

Beagles aren't famous for the quiet.

They've got that sort of baying thing going on, don't they. It could work.

"Quick, to the SuperCar!"

"Arrooooooo-woo-woo!"

Last night I saw a bit of the Hound Group judging from the dog show that Animal Planet was airing.

The 15 inch beagle woofed while he was on the table. Not to be outdone the 13 inch beagle started barking on the table and then continued while she was being gaited. (There was obviously something on the side of the ring where they were faced while on the table that was attracting their attention.)

I love that beagles sound like monitors. Is it like, an additional grand for the 17 inch cinema beagle?

I imagine that a beagle that tall would be quite cheap.

Just don't tell me where you're plugging in the DVI cable, 'k?

I imagine that a beagle that tall would be quite cheap.

Just rebadge it as a harrier and you can sell it at a premium. Car companies do it all the time.

My friend and her husband have a beagle, and the only time he's quiet is when I'm around. He's completely intimidated by me and we have no idea why. They keep telling me I need to come over more often so their ears can get a break.

Does he like carrots?

Oddly enough, yes.

I think I've asked this before, but if so, I've failed to retain the information.

What's the difference between getting a "written by" credit and a "teleplay by" credit, on a TV episode? Is the story more collaborative on the teleplay, and the writer only scripts the dialogue, or is it something different?

Teleplay usually means someone else has come up with the story other than the writer of the actual script. Written by means that the writer has both broken the story and written the teleplay. I think.