It's fiction. You can do that.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 1:40:04 pm PDT #9345 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 10, 2006 1:40:32 pm PDT #9346 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I've never been able to tell with the local beagles because they're always yapping too fast to see what their noses look like.
Allyson - Apr 10, 2006 1:41:10 pm PDT #9347 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Those dogs hate me.
msbelle - Apr 10, 2006 1:45:27 pm PDT #9348 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
wait, is ita saying that things on tv are not fully and completely based on reality?!?!?!
Allyson, I somehow doubt that.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 1:47:42 pm PDT #9349 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
is ita saying that things on tv are not fully and completely based on reality?!?!?!
The moon thing? True. The description of krav? 100% factual.
Nose sizes? Often very misleading, sad to say.
Betsy HP - Apr 10, 2006 2:12:33 pm PDT #9350 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
And you know what they say about dogs with big noses...
libkitty - Apr 10, 2006 2:25:28 pm PDT #9351 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I have a friend who has a beagle who hardly barks at all. The vet's office is all completely in love with him. If most beagles were actually like Bob, I'd have one already.
Aims - Apr 10, 2006 2:38:27 pm PDT #9352 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ollie never shuts up. Never. He wears his bark collar (the spray kind) almost 24 hours.
Allyson - Apr 10, 2006 3:31:15 pm PDT #9353 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So they all bark like that? It's not just, "We hate you Allyson!" barking? All I could think was, "YOU MUST CHILL."
But they just wouldn't doblerize.
msbelle - Apr 10, 2006 3:33:39 pm PDT #9354 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
the beagle in my building does not bark. But barky NYC apartment dogs get lots of complaints, so they usually get trained into submission.