In all fairness, I think maybe 4 people work at Creative Screenwriting.
Now I feel bad. But hey, they could have farmed it out to someone else, I would have done it for nuthin.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Apr 03, 2006 12:29:50 pm PDT #9180 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Topic!Cindy - Apr 03, 2006 12:37:48 pm PDT #9181 of 10001
What is even happening?
If that photo had been as well shaded as your prose, Allyson, I'd had have come off looking like a member of SAG, as opposed to a sagging member. Should I rephrase?
*snerk* Maybe those chose that photo in trying to um...not intimidate the aspiring writers with your good looks. They didn't want to...
Nah. I got nuthin. We know you're cute though Tim, 'cause we're fans like that.
Allyson - Apr 03, 2006 12:44:24 pm PDT #9182 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay, but Joss has a big clown head on his DVD pic. You could drive up to that and order a Krustyburger and fries.
And the smoldering Fillion behind him adds to the hilariousness.
Narrator - Apr 03, 2006 12:48:31 pm PDT #9183 of 10001
The evil is this way?
I figured the picture showed Action!Tim! -- "Either lob up better ideas or meet the back of Mr. Hand!!!"
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2006 1:00:18 pm PDT #9184 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I don't think that's a particularly good photo of Nathan either, actually. Were these by a professional photographer, or just an assistant from the screenwriting expo that was handed a camera and told to fire away?
Topic!Cindy - Apr 03, 2006 1:02:52 pm PDT #9185 of 10001
What is even happening?
I'm thinking a P.A. with a grudge, Matt.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2006 1:04:32 pm PDT #9186 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Now, if they managed to take a bad picture of Gina Torres or Sean Maher I'm going to have to switch my guess to include the use of witchcraft.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 1:08:41 pm PDT #9187 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oops, I see a typo.
Should be "intact," not "in tact." That's one that spellcheck won't catch....
Allyson - Apr 03, 2006 1:14:19 pm PDT #9188 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
beats tommyrot with my keyboard
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 1:18:39 pm PDT #9189 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh.
Also, ouch.