Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 03, 2006 1:02:52 pm PDT #9185 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm thinking a P.A. with a grudge, Matt.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2006 1:04:32 pm PDT #9186 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Now, if they managed to take a bad picture of Gina Torres or Sean Maher I'm going to have to switch my guess to include the use of witchcraft.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 1:08:41 pm PDT #9187 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oops, I see a typo.

Should be "intact," not "in tact." That's one that spellcheck won't catch....


Allyson - Apr 03, 2006 1:14:19 pm PDT #9188 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

beats tommyrot with my keyboard


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 1:18:39 pm PDT #9189 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

Also, ouch.


Allyson - Apr 03, 2006 5:33:03 pm PDT #9190 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Holy butt!

Tim, our coffee bean now has a firepit! Well, my coffee bean. You never leave the house.

At first, I didn't have my glasses on so when i was walking across Hillhurst I thought the trash was on fire and it was weird that everyone was so calm about it.

But then, FIREPIT!


Kristen - Apr 03, 2006 5:34:06 pm PDT #9191 of 10001

Finally!

We totally need to go have coffee now.


Allyson - Apr 03, 2006 5:35:23 pm PDT #9192 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I quit coffee!


Lee - Apr 03, 2006 5:41:14 pm PDT #9193 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You can always unquit it!

Not that I would ever do that, of course.


Kristen - Apr 03, 2006 5:43:31 pm PDT #9194 of 10001

Well, you can have...um...something else? I know they sell water.