Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Jesse - Mar 08, 2006 6:51:33 am PST #8614 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

As far as I'm concerned, consenting adults can do whatever they want, just not IN MY HEAD.

(I feel a little Malkovich right now.)


Frankenbuddha - Mar 08, 2006 6:55:49 am PST #8615 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

As far as I'm concerned, consenting adults can do whatever they want, just not IN MY HEAD.

Help, I'm being oppressed! Come and see the opression inherent in Jesse's brain!


Scrappy - Mar 08, 2006 8:06:11 am PST #8616 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Like, say, the inescapable truth that Joel was infinitely better?

Yes, but he LEFT, thus breaking my heart. Not that I'm bitter or anything. Also, Mike was cuter.


Scrappy - Mar 08, 2006 8:06:21 am PST #8617 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Frankenbuddha - Mar 08, 2006 8:40:29 am PST #8618 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yes, but he LEFT, thus breaking my heart.

Yes, driven out by the Mike Nelson Mediocrity Conspriacy!

So totally kidding. The first seriously irrational kerfuffle I ever ran into when I first started lurking about on-line was a massive Joel vs. Mike flame war. I backed away quickly from the internets for a while and pondered how such craxy could exist.


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2006 8:43:03 am PST #8619 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You're more seasoned how, eh?


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2006 8:50:54 am PST #8620 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wonder who the craxy-est of the craxy fans are? The people who made Amber Benson cry at con are the worst I've personally heard of (though the James Marsters quid pro quo stripper woman comes close), but surely there must be even more jaw-dropping examples out there that I've been blissfully unaware of to this point...


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2006 8:52:45 am PST #8621 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ISTR tales of people shoving their hands down...was it Roy Dupuis's pants? Or did they just chase him down hotel corridors?


Frankenbuddha - Mar 08, 2006 8:54:57 am PST #8622 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ISTR

What's this?


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2006 8:57:17 am PST #8623 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I Seem To Recall.