the plot summary of Death Race 2000:
In the near future the ultimate sporting event is the deathrace. Contestants get score points for running people down as they speed across the country.
c'mon! it's totally Tim! Lots of death!
Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Vortex - Feb 13, 2006 12:24:48 pm PST #8205 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Gris - Feb 13, 2006 12:26:53 pm PST #8206 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I would just like to say that Death Race 2000 was one of the funniest terrible movies I've ever seen.
Gruesome death! Sylvester Stallone! That guy from Kill Bill (and eight trillion bad movies, apparently, I am so uncultured)! Breasts!
It's got it all.
Jessica - Feb 13, 2006 12:29:36 pm PST #8207 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'd just like to take credit for being the first one to mention Death Race 2000 in this thread.
msbelle - Feb 13, 2006 12:33:23 pm PST #8208 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Rat Race.
And let's not forget...Hanna Barbera's Wacky Races.
AnthonyDe - Feb 13, 2006 12:37:13 pm PST #8209 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.
Classic.
"This futuristic adventure stars Lee Majors as a former racing champ who reassembles his old Porsche and drives to California in a world where cars have been outlawed by the powers that be."
Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2006 12:45:04 pm PST #8210 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
A dramatic series set against an illegal cross-country road race and its players and origins.
Is the only reason it's illegal because they're breaking the speed limit? Because they should also break other laws like "Don't drive on top of houses" and "Hitting pedestrians does NOT get you two hundred points."
Betsy HP - Feb 13, 2006 12:45:38 pm PST #8211 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
The Great Race.
"He raped my home country, Thrace! And then he did it again! And again!"
juliana - Feb 13, 2006 12:46:56 pm PST #8212 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
"He raped my home country, Thrace! And then he did it again! And again!"
"He raped Thrace thrice??"
Betsy HP - Feb 13, 2006 12:54:39 pm PST #8213 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
::smooches Juliana::
Strega - Feb 13, 2006 1:11:48 pm PST #8214 of 10001
I still think it's got some Lost in there. Particularly with the bit about origins.