I would just like to say that Death Race 2000 was one of the funniest terrible movies I've ever seen.
Gruesome death! Sylvester Stallone! That guy from Kill Bill (and eight trillion bad movies, apparently, I am so uncultured)! Breasts!
It's got it all.
I'd just like to take credit for being the first one to mention Death Race 2000 in this thread.
Rat Race.
And let's not forget...Hanna Barbera's Wacky Races.
Classic.
The Last Chase (1981)
"This futuristic adventure stars Lee Majors as a former racing champ who reassembles his old Porsche and drives to California in a world where cars have been outlawed by the powers that be."
A dramatic series set against an illegal cross-country road race and its players and origins.
Is the only reason it's illegal because they're breaking the speed limit? Because they should also break other laws like "Don't drive on top of houses" and "Hitting pedestrians does NOT get you two hundred points."
The Great Race.
"He raped my home country, Thrace! And then he did it again! And again!"
"He raped my home country, Thrace! And then he did it again! And again!"
"He raped Thrace thrice??"
I still think it's got some Lost in there. Particularly with the bit about
origins.
Wrote many things. Deleted them all. Will not jinx.